Fat Chick Zhanna Beatdown 1.25

The strategy is basically to win every game.

Hero:
Zhanna

Cards:
4x Puwen
4x blake
4x aldon
4x jasmine
4x dirk
4x sandra
4x erika
4x raven
4x aeon
4x healing touch
4x tidal wave
4x destroy arms
4x inner strength
4x plague
4x holy shield
4x ice storm
4x smite
4x ressurection
4x curse
4x rain delay
4x retreat
2x reinforced armor
4x special delivery
4x campfire stories
4x extra sharp
4x bazaar
4x bad santa
4x cobraskin wraps
4x kings pride
4x mournblade
4x wrath of summer
4x voice of winter
4x wizents staff

Here's your typical draw:
1: sac
2: puwen
3: curse
4: wizents
5: wave
6: jasmine+retreat
7: aldon+retreat+retreat
8: plague+retreat
9: jasmine+blake
10: smite + smite
11: smite + ice storm
12: ice storm + ice storm
13: special delivery + special delivery + blake
14: special delivery + special delivery + smite
15: WIN!

Do that and you'll win every time. I'm currently 135-1 with this deck. The one loss was from FORCE DEFEAT!

please credit me if you make any variation of this winning deck.

UPDATE: Campfire stories increased to 4x for better card draw

UPDATE 6/22: Still owning, W/L ratio updated. removed 1 reinforced armor.

I hope that this was a hilarious drunkpost.

you should call it "the rolling pin 1.1".

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Originally Posted by Calmdown

I hope that this was a hilarious drunkpost.

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Welcome back, Calmdown. Hope your vacation was excellent. And @potter.... Lol. I love it.

Lol@ the 3x campfires and armors... Wouldn't want to dilute the deck eh?

This is madness

Well, one of Priest's advantages is having a solution to every problem… this gives you more uses per solution. Most cards are in the 3-4 range so the balance isn't too bad. Even with Wizent's/Bazaar/Bad Santa… I've tried a huge deck and got killed with crappy draws. I'll assume trolling until further explanation ^.^

I can say from experience this deck wins games. I spent a few minutes and tuned it up pretty good. I found I was able to beat your ratios by -1KP and +1 plague. To be honest that's pretty much all the fat you can afford to trim off this pretty lady.

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Originally Posted by MattOG

Lol@ the 3x campfires and armors... Wouldn't want to dilute the deck eh?

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yea, I had to fine tune the deck for the tourney coming up, mostly so I had a better chance of drawing wizents. Taking the deck down to 130 from 132 makes a big difference, even though i do lose card draw taking that campfire story out.. I need to fix that.

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Originally Posted by Killtrend

This is madness

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No...THIS IS SPARTA!

Oh come on. It had to be done.

Is this for real? Pottersmash is going mad.

130 cards? Wow! Crazy!

Wow........ 130 cards? I thought 50 was enough

I am too lazy to set this deck up to give it a try... picking the cards would take at least 20mins with my iPad :P

I think we may have to make some major balance changes in 1.26 to compensate for the effects of this deck on the metagame environment.

Victor Heartseeker build owns this deck

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Originally Posted by pottersmash

Do that and you'll win every time. I'm currently 47-1 with this deck. The one loss was from FORCE DEFREAT EXPROIT!

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Youtube it or GTFO.

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Originally Posted by Dakaest

Wow........ 130 cards? I thought 50 was enough

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When they're quality cards you can have 130 of them. It's all about deckcrafting and tweaking; seeing which cards play off of one another best in what ratios.

It takes someone the caliber of Pottersmash to really boil down the concept and get it into a focused, tight group of cards. That he was able to shave it down from 132 to 130 and still keep it adaptive speaks volumes to his level of mastery.

Kudos, Sam!

Yeah i will auto lose to this deck (unless i have the patience for it). Too HUGE!

Mill decks will be crying against this deck

Yeah, the tingle of every card draw: "Is this the card I need or just another crappy draw?"
Must be fun and highly exciting!

just so everyone knows, this decks still rips every hero hands down

The best thing about this deck would be discussing its good and bad matchups:

"What if [Hero] plays [card]?"
"Oh, dude, I run 4 copies of [counter card] for that exact situation!"
(repeat ad infinitum)

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Originally Posted by pottersmash

The strategy is basically to win every game.

Hero:
Zhanna

Cards:
4x Puwen
4x blake
4x aldon
4x jasmine
4x dirk
4x sandra
4x erika
4x raven
4x aeon
4x healing touch
4x tidal wave
4x destroy arms
4x inner strength
4x plague
4x holy shield
4x ice storm
4x smite
4x ressurection
4x curse
4x rain delay
4x retreat
3x reinforced armor
4x special delivery
4x campfire stories
4x extra sharp
4x bazaar
4x bad santa
4x cobraskin wraps
4x kings pride
4x mournblade
4x wrath of summer
4x voice of winter
4x wizents staff

Here's your typical draw:
1: sac
2: puwen
3: curse
4: wizents
5: wave
6: jasmine+retreat
7: aldon+retreat+retreat
8: plague+retreat
9: jasmine+blake
10: smite + smite
11: smite + ice storm
12: ice storm + ice storm
13: special delivery + special delivery + blake
14: special delivery + special delivery + smite
15: WIN!

Do that and you'll win every time. I'm currently 47-1 with this deck. The one loss was from FORCE DEFREAT EXPROIT!

please credit me if you make any variation of this winning deck.

UPDATE: Campfire stories increased to 4x for better card draw

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gee man u must have a loooot of spare time!! :)

Has this deck played vs Rolling Pin (tm)?

OP updated for the current meta

This Deck is very big (much), you can't draw your moment card with more confidense