Funny Shadow Era Translations

So I got the idea to do this after watching a video of someone doing it with Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Basically the idea is to use Google Translate to translate card text from English into another language, then from that language into another one, and so on, and then back to English. The results are rather nonsensical and hilarious. Here are some that I've done so far:

Continuous wild (Relentless Savagery)

Connect with your friendly partner of your choice. This partner has a +1 attack. While this colleague has a claw attack, he has an additional + 1 attack, and when the partner is murdered, continuously cruelty has returned to his master.


Destroy the destroyer (Molten Destroyer)

A hero or an interested party has a catastrophic meltdown. At the same time, the allies fighting the armies have died.


Stalactite (Stalactitan)

Stalactitis is free from water, there is a risk of ice cream, and the fight +1 against any joke of the joint. 3: Make Your Interaction with Your Partner.


enter (Permeate)

Join your friends to see friends. The link has +2 fighters. When this addiction is destroyed, it is maintained as a combination of 2, 3 medical combinations and inactivity.


Najiy (Majiya)

4Se: A three opponent is designed to cause fires. Draw a card


Go to the business port (The Wilds: Trading Port)

0SE, 4 or 2 new items should go back to the box and the basket to pull the card. // 4S, missed ideas. This is.


Saymeh (Helm of Saymeht)

1D: the 2-Tomb least 4 or permanent return to play with a little.


pressure (Thriss Crucible)

It was not the purpose of three tools and Rajager adjusted on two feet and returned to five sports games, and took one risk.


The Happy Victims Cowel (Charred Cowl of the Damned)

When he kills a failed friend, he will have to compete with a game at the end of the season.

Some more:

Necromancer Cover (Necromancer's Shroud)

2D: Adidey's goal was to finish the game in a cemetery with the goal of returning 3 or less to the target and turning off.


With your sword (By The Sword)

Necessary time 3. Fainting, +1 fencing help, based on the ultimate attack, has a healthy, health, fitness and health.


Orthodox Gutton (Ogloth the Glutton)

In the case of the kill, Oaks + will get more than 1. 3: Connect with less value than current attack attacks.


flour (Rabid Bite)

Sponsors and assistants in fighting attack attacks create strong powers (not killing, killing or using their abilities).


Serena Tingiripper (Serena Thoughtripper)

3SE: As long as your movement is not complete, your weapon attacks +2, and if Serena attacks the hero's wounds, the owner of the hero does not make a mistake.


Tortul Vulven (Wulven Traitor)

This is the only Velvens triad that you manage, but manipulates. As long as you control a character other than Valve, draw a card at the end of each turn and call another Valven ally.

Best thread of 2018. Hands down.

Hilarious stuff, gave me a good laugh :D

And more. Just ridiculous, lol. I put some commentary with these ones.

Very much (Overwhelm)

Every controlled enemy and association will destroy every Alliance 1.
(This is the card to play if you're against an A1 member.)


Batteries (Aural Battery)

1D: The ability to fight war and unions will increase from 1 to the next.
(Almost sounds more like a flavor text.)


Unfortunately (Twisted Familiar)

They were injured if they were familiar with the clash and violence of the group. 0: 2 Accessible resources are updated, the results are open at the end.
(Don't get familiar with the group's violence, or else get hurt.)


Good growth (Good Ascendant)

At the beginning of each year, all friends and neighbors were injured. 2. The Elder Eye Eye is destroyed.
(This card's effect only works on January 1st.)


Clear (Evil Ascendant)

Each of your unions will lose you when you start removing. 0: This is advice.
(Cards now giving you advice.)


Root civilian (Rust Weevil)

If Raccoe Vivail is hit by tactical injury, the weapons of heroin will lose another. When a seller selling and selling is sold, heroic weapons will be destroyed.
(When the redundancy of the redundant text is redundant.)


Eladwen Frostmire

4SE: Your partner's goal is to reduce both trucks by 4 snow (you can use the layer, protection, color).
(First 2vs.2 card confirmed.)


Light edolon (Twilight Eidolon)

When two Twilight friends died, the team returned to the team and lost Toledo Eidelon. 0. Write a card in the evening if you work 2 or more links.
(Write a card to someone tonight.)


War (Voidhammer)

When your host approves, the service will be removed. When the land is over, Voidhammer +1 will get the first start at end 1.
(Don't make your host angry, or else he will remove your service.)


Elmus Skagener (Aldmor Scavenger)

When controlling the image, the almus skager is safe 1SE: The type of grave is in your hands
(Make sure to control that image in order to keep Elmus/Almus safe.)


Training of soldiers (Warrior Training)

Attach the friend's objective ally. This ally has a defender (defending allies can not be white).
(This card doesn't like white people.)


Old deer (Ancient of Aldmor)

For all Aldors allies, you think Ancient of Aldmor pays 1 less money to call. Aldmora is an old X X Attack, where X is the energy of the snout that your hero keeps.
(Transformed into a deer, but he knows how to pay less for long distance calls.)


Touch the treatment (Healing Touch)

Heroes and friends who are friends of the audience heal four injuries and eliminate hostile obsession and adverse effects.
("Eliminate hostile obsession" lol.)


Drum-teeth (Dragon's Tooth)

You can not add teeth attacks. When a hero wins the federation for five or more bonuses, this united may be killed.
(If your hero wins five or more games in the SEF, you may kill united, whatever that means.)


Crown Crown (Crown of Ages)

When the Crown Crown drowns, opponents of the opponents are reduced to health. 1: The goal of World War II or the Rogers does not change the + 2 to the next.
(When you submerge the card in water, something happens in WWII.)


Salt clerk (Cleric of the Asyn)

When the battery or capacity is targeted and damaged, the attack clerk + 2 attack.
(He's very salty.)


Brightness in the brain (Mindless Ferocity)

Place a friendly target partner. A partner with +2 attacks and can not activate opportunities.
(I'm guessing this just summons any ally out automatically.)


Eternal restoration (Eternal Renewal)

Place cards in your card game. Delete the eternal recovery of the game.
(Place cards in the game. Sounds like a good idea.)


Weight of a lover (Loest's Burden)

At the beginning of your page this hero refers to damage 1. If a different player opens the power of the power, you draw two cards. SE: The hero is responsible for damage 2 and draws two cards.
(Love is a very heavy thing.)

By the sword absolutely ruined me lmao

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Republican, ITV extremist (Demetreyo, Twilight Extremist)

Despite competition and friendship in the game, Demetreyo was quick. Demetreus was shot in the corner.

(Who the hell is Demetreus? xD)

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Originally Posted by SEF Mango

Republican, ITV extremist (Demetreyo, Twilight Extremist)

Despite competition and friendship in the game, Demetreyo was quick. Demetreus was shot in the corner.

(Who the hell is Demetreus? xD)

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lol, that's a brilliant one.

Nathanias

When inserting a flak, insert the card. If this is a mapping partner, this is not a good call for the first call.

Mapping partners...

Aaaaand, here are some more, a few of these are from a while ago that I never posted.

Support collaboration (Inspiring Fellowship)

You need to pay attention to ending friendly friendships. This partner is an X attack, where X is in the control of a partner. When you support your cooperation, your horse will heal one injury.
(Make sure not to end those friendly friendships, or else you can't heal your horse.)

Lyme: Christopher Reed (Lyth: Kristan's Ridge)

3SE: The targets achieved by X or allies receive 3 Ice break points. X is synonymous with allied allies associated with ice. // 3SE: The goal of the opposing enemies or allies is 3 defeats of ice. Follow this place.
("Allied allies associated with ice." lol.)

Gradually strong (Crescendo)

At the beginning of each turn, Crescendo will receive 1 protection. In turn, if Crescendo 5 is guarded, it will be destroyed and all ally rebels will be killed.
(I guess it is only gradually strong now, considering it is banned.)

Tara write scroll (Tar-written Scroll)

1D: The goal of the alliance in the cemetery is destroyed: if the Allies committed a fire attack, the enemy's target would cause 2 fires.
("Only you can prevent forest fires.")

Shoulder: Body Body (Shold: Tempest Gorge)

When a product or a connection is attached, it will be removed. By 2: Your friend's party must be returned to you. // The behavior you control depends on 1cc. 0SE: The dominant mode you control can break.
(That name, lol.)


Baby Almama (Child of Aldmor)

When Adler's baby is called, each soldier gets a shed function. 0SE: Abdudu's baby is kept on his master's balcony
(Almama? Adler? Abdudu? What is a shed function? Why is the baby being kept on a balcony? Too many questions with this one.)

Black Lier Cicero (Lyra Blackrose)

When using good skill and communications energy, put down one of the cards.
(Make sure to use good communication skill and energy.)

Pastor of the Light (Priest of the Light)

1 For the priests, those who need to save us from the light and the curse of our power and our light.
(Sounds more like a flavor text.)

Racksul: Vasteland (Racksul: Warped Desert)

0SE: The next card for which the responsible player is responsible is to participate in this round. // 1SE: Write the map on the battlefield. Check this place.
(You are responsible for drawing a map on the field, lol.)

Dr. Barber: (Phaedon Barbarian)

When your hero kills the allies in the battle, controlling the sword or the pistol, Penny Barbaryan's salvation.
(He's a doctor and a barber. Also guns are apparently in SE now.)

Paganism at the Bank (Treasured Heirloom)

Add an approved connection. This poll is attacking the attack. If you deduce a useful property, write 2 letter.
(Pagans controlling the banks. Sounds like a conspiracy theory to me.)

Call of Love (Anmor's Call)

Attach it to your store. When a friend dies at least 4 or less, the page will be placed next to the source of the resource owner.
(Attach to your store. What?)

parlamento Aldmor (Aldmor Conduit)

T-Can not Set Your Email Address. 1SE: Mapa pronto.
(This one couldn't even fully translate back properly, lol.)

The End of Destruction (Confluence of Fate)

Add your Soldier At the end of each turn, take a card to any affiliate you've called to turn, up to two cards on the ground.
(Put up to two cards on the ground.)

Irina, swan cartridge (Irina, Guardian of the Swan)

Irina can double it.
(Yes she can.)

The Golden Gold (Old Iron Dagger)

The old goldfish pulls +1 damage, the heroes protect themselves.
(Old goldfish? What? Why?)

Wake your eyes (Scrying Eye)

You can always keep the best map. 1 SE: The opponent's goal is to combine the disks.
(The best map will always be yours, even if your opponent manages to combine the disks.)

added fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l3O2ncmkjA
remember literal music videos ... google translate sings! The girl that sings thes is rather talented.

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The prize is low

Neutral Ali - Homunakan

When Durga suddenly dies and there are no friendly clothes against this upcoming attack, he will start the game again.

Never get frustrated or upset.

Huh. won't let me insert the image from your guys own server. Personally I like how eternal troll turned into The prize is low in one, then Durga, then clothes.

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Originally Posted by highmystica

The prize is low (Eternal Troll)

Neutral Ali - Homunakan

When Durga suddenly dies and there are no friendly clothes against this upcoming attack, he will start the game again.

Never get frustrated or upset.

Huh. won't let me insert the image from your guys own server. Personally I like how eternal troll turned into The prize is low in one, then Durga, then clothes.

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lol, this is a brilliant one.

And now, inspired by our latest class card spoilers, here are some truly ridiculous ones:

Crawling b erger (Krugal Braggart)

Kurtling tells Berter, this is one of the anti-damage infections. When Krawlberg Bartert killed the friend, he attacked B2.
("Crawling b erger." Really? lol.)


Craig Quickshot (Krugal Quickshot)

0: Exit Crigel Quickshot: There are two different goals, up to X, two losses against opponents, where X is the Crigel Quickshot attack.
(Good old Craig.)


The second is returned (Double Back)

Time 1. The issue that supports the call 1 is less than that. 0: The goal of your mission has been stopped: The World Hosi is now in your pocket and you have 2 cards.
(What the heck is the World Hosi and why is it in my pocket now?)


Fuse, Half (Fuzam, Yari Blademaster)

0: Fuze Focus: a goal that you're right, is the X-gun to end his turn, where X is Fuzam stop.
(The "X-gun"? What?)


LULKANTO, Yari Conqueror (Nanaya, Yari Conqueror)

All of the Warrior Warriors + 1'd. Now, if the other close friend leaves the fight with a friend, Grandma will attack your partner if possible.
("Grandma?!" lol. Also like how only the Nanaya part of her name changes.)


slaughter (Carnage)

Connect a hero. Canada, and is the winner of a control tool. Your hero to destroy, and the whole team to attack the base.
(Canada is getting involved now.)


Isadora Stormrage

Isadora can be called. Norway will reduce and reduce the risk of loading and accessing the process until the end of the year. 1: The detection of electronic threats from two or two players is possible.
(Norway detecting those electronic threats.)


This one (Lilyt of Orem)

3: The Homunculus is used as a single combination for two and a half, so that the one who plays under you will return to the grave. All Homunculus logos display at least the rate of +1.
(Fantastic name change, lol.)


Shadow arrow (Shadowbolt)

The goal of homosexuality is to use 5 + X damage to the power shadow of your full cost +1, while X is the number of dark arrows in the grave.
(Ummm, what? I don't even know what to say about this one.)

Zlati Qatar (Golden Katar)

Gold Qatar loses its power when it comes to protecting his hero.


Carniboar

When Carniboar killed a good friend in battle, it was a profitable and healthy language +1 +1.


Smuggler (Wily Smuggler)

0: If you call in this form, these tools will be updated.


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Artesian Path: Death of Death (Arthyle's Pass: Dead Man's Breach)

The government has reduced its complexity. People with two or more children work fast. // If you are in conflict with 2 or less, please release the partner and take the 1 test.


Behemoth plasma (Plasma Behemoth)

3: Completely or in combination with the resistance of the target, it will deal with 4 damage.


Cage coverage (Caged Savage)

Although Caged Savage attacks are less than 3, they can not attack or defend. When the cathedral was resolved, the +1 main attack