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Ok so my gf's birthday is coming up.
Last year, I got her flowers and a recipe on "how to make me a damn sammich." It went over surprisingly well. But she didn't like the flowers.
So this year, I have until sep 5 to think up a good suggestion. It has to be:
1: clever
2: hilarious
3: under 30 bucks
4: able to be mailed or ordered online
5: not another how to make a sandwich for your man book. She already has one.
Notes: she enjoys:
1: games, but has most of what she wants.
2: funny stuff
3: chicks. I'm not joking here. But I can't find a girl for a threesome THAT fast man, I'm not god, just the epic sniper cat.
4: most anything that is a pun or puzzle.
um... i dunno, a blow up sexdoll i guess? it combines humor with her lust for other women.
and for the puzzle part i guess you could...make her do a scavenger hunt for it?
(i'm just throwing ideas into the wind.)
SE Physical Deck? :p
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Originally Posted by Ekoz
*facepalm*
Sexdolls aren't cheap anyways. Or I probably would
Fail/Win stamps?
(washable ink of course!)
Another idea.
Mental floss shirts!
Thinkgeek had a snowbot, I might have bought that. Or a screaming monkey. Hmm.
Too bad there aren't a lot of geeky puzzles
portal.Quote:
Originally Posted by GS
geek+puzzle=portal.
I had a good idea than i read the part about 30$ and almost gived up... Got another great idea but SHE LIKES GAMES?? O.o how old is she? 15?
Maybe Games like MTG and SE? 0.0Quote:
Originally Posted by Queen of Asgard
Mmm i hope u bro arent talking about pc, psp et cetera games.. :o
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1. If she s more than 18 buy her a photobook or how its called...with your photos in. (hopefully u have some)
2. Go in her room (or house if she lives alone) and put in the bed flowers..(roses are expensive so just flowers. U can make them with paper lol) but the effect will be cool.
3. Take her where she always wanted but lack of time or sth u could not take her..(maybe she likes a museum or sth..)
4. Buy her a 30$ card worth for shopping in her preferred shop centre
5. Buy her a necklage (shit we are already over the budget) with the first letter of her name
6. Buy her some.....lets say "nice dress" for the event.. i think u know what im talking about :o
7. U dont need to make all these stuffs at same day...keep them for next few years lol
Ps: for xmas i took the card for shopping....she was like OMFG no-one-never-did-me-a-present-like-this-in-my-life...
She enjoyed it and i had a loooooooooooooong night
PPS some roses and inside the card would be nice...
....... I just remember another gooooood present but:
A. We are over than the budget again
B. U must be crazy/love her enought to spend more than 30$ (u know u wont get them back)
Buy her a ring/necklace/bracelet and give it to her while she s working or between a lot of ppl that knows her. U have to be enought crazy to do this but belive me she wont forget it. Plus all other ppl getting jealous that she have such a bf.
I left her five months ago and she still have all my crazy presents.. And shes older than me by 3y. So bro buy her something in gold :)
Ok lots of good ideas!
1: she's 22, turning 23
2: I'm much older and I play games. Wtf is your issue? Lol
3: she already has portal. Loved it, beat it. She's crazy smart with puzzles
4: for games she prefers puzzles and such, mature games. She also plays d&d.
5: the reason I'm trying to say less than 30 is if she thinks it's super expensive she will make me return it. She's a very practical woman, the only expensive things we buy are things we really need. Ex: kitchenware, couch, bed, something nice to pretty up our home, etc. She manages the budget for the most part and is just coming back from ohio after all summer long with her mom helping fix the house.
6: she's hot as hell. I'll have to remember to take a pic sometime for proof, but she's INSANELY shy about going out. Apparently she used to be a chubby and was picked on a lot as a child, so now she avoids social situations. I don't mind, it means less guys hitting on her.
So I dunno. I guess I could do the shopping/dress idea.
Nice, now I totally understand the $30 budget, what a charming woman. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by GS
My gf as well, she sorta scolds me if I buy something expensive for her.. :D
Maybe a home-made card with a dinner you prepared personally for her? That would be sweet.
I gifted an egg to my ex on her 20th last year.
Put it inside a ring-like case so she thought it was something expensive and nice.
But instead, a plain white egg.
Pretty much this. I would make her dinner but she's way over in ohio and I'm on the coast. Thus my delimma. If she was with me, I would take her hiking or make her a cake from my own hands, or do special things for her. She likes that WAY more than presents.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhou86
Our motto seems to be "life is worth living, why spend money on materials when you can go skydiving?"
Well u can buy a ticket for skydiving for two
Similar to me and my gfs. We prefer quality time way more over gifts. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by GS
Weakness to this is that, distance will make our hearts much much fonder and harder to bear than most cases.. =/
Which is why I understand your dilemma now.
Another idea along with the self-made card is...maybe some craft? Making some cute felt toys? I know its a very girly thing to do, but if a girl is at the receiving end from her bf, I am sure any girl would melt instantly...
Lmao she would FREAK if I did something cutesy for her. I'm not exactly a cutesy kind of guy and our relationship is more of a d/s. Not gonna go into that though, so if you don't know what it means, good. Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhou86
However I think I may end up buying her some local meals she really misses, freezing, and mailing it. There's a lobster dish she LOVES but can't get in ohio cuz well. It's ohio.
Another idea I'm thinking of is an adaption of one of the other ideas, I could mail her some tickets to an event, I was thinking ziplines or some october haunted house or something. Little late in the season around here to skydive, sadly.
Possible other alternative is to suck it up and spend some cash on a corset. I do NOT know why she likes them, they look so tight and uncomfortable though I do enjoy how she looks in them XD
About dress its same as tickets...when guys choose some dress for "her" hardly what we choose will fit her... Anyway if its only for few times might worth it..
But ill point about a dinner and tickets for some events. U know better what she likes/wants
Ok the BEST thing you could possibly do is call her tell her that she should be expecting a something to be shipped to her tomorrow etc. then get your ass over there. That is the BEST gift you could possibly give. It sucks being far away from each other. And non girly girls or w/e still sometimes secretly want girly girl dreamy things to happen to them. It's true. Me irl PFFFFFFFFFT I don't like that stuff it's stupid -____- uhgg girls are soo shallow and evil etc etc *on the inside...oh please please T-T ONE DAY :((((( PLEEEEEEEASE I WANT SHINY PRETTY THINGS T____T I WANT TO BE A DAMNED PRINCESS TREAT ME LIKE A PRINCESS IN THOSE FREAKING DUMB ASS MOVIES T________________________T* true story.....well that would be the best thing you can do IMO....you said your limit was $30 due to practicality, this I'm pretty sure she wouldn't mind. Even though it is quiet a hassle and jobs etc......if you can't go ON her birthday you can say oh the shipment will be in late :( because etc etc etc (if you don't lie and just dance around the truth to make it seem like an actual gift it will make it waaaay more awesome i think i guess) and then show up on a friday stay the weekend come back etc. that FOR ME at least and I'm pretty sure every girl in a long distance relationship would be THE BEST FREAKING THING IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD O_O. Then when she answers the door you can pick her up off her feet carry her into the house...and let her know how happy you are that she was placed in the world and more importantly your life and how honored you are to even know her. Make something so heartfelt (try to actually be honest.....if you feel something or if you want to say something just say it! EVEN IF IT SOUNDS SILLY AS HELL SAY IT O____________O) that she bursts into love tears :') and then tell her she has to call in sick to work no contact with anyone except you and kidnap her for a day/few days etc. cook for her make she never lifts a finger, and you will be awesome.....Basically you are her slave. Which I'm pretty sure you don't have a problem being :P he he he heeeeee
if that's something that can't work.....then let me know and I will think of something else....
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Originally Posted by Lady Apsara
take advice from this girl. with that many words, there's no way she can be wrong.
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Originally Posted by Ekoz
Plus I am a woman
And women are always right
B)
Oh my. Women certainly know things that others don't.
However, I have yet to be convinced that any person is always right.
Hehee no one is perfect :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Nactyle
it's just fun to be a woman because men don't like to argue with them....
you see women tend to use logical fallacies when arguing :D
Basically we cheat ^-^
and put men in situations in where they can't win :D sooooo men just usually go yeppppp
women are always right :3 just to be safe ^___^
Cause women tend to hit quite hard below the belt :P
Except it doesn't work that way with my bf because he is better at it than I am and can cut through when I do it to him T-T....
tis not fair.....also well...i probably shouldn't say that in public forums X3 hehe
Speaking of your bf.
He seems like a really nice guy.
Hold on to him as those types are rarities.
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Originally Posted by Nactyle
Hehe he is :3 and awesome ^-^
There are TONS of nice guys in the world :) and most of them are actually on the internet :O! It's just hard to find them sometimes :o!
The best guys always are the ones that are ignored and or treated like krap :( and it makes me angry >: ( i hate women -____- they are evil....... hahahaha but ya I just found the best match for me :) at this moment in time so far and he feels the same way. I hope it never changes, but people continually change so it may in the future.
Thank you ^___^
<~ one of those best guys. I just can find bad girls...>_<
Interesting, a woman who hates............women.
Women:
They are sexy as hell
But the are also the ones who belong there....
not going to lie evil they are EVIL O_O
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Originally Posted by Queen of Asgard
*huggles* hopefully one day you will :3
Psh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Apsara
My gf isn't evil.
Also: TOO MANY WORDZ!1!
She's moving here for good in oct :p
You might want to start by changing your forum name :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Queen of Asgard
I recommend getting her to play Elevator: Source if a PC gamer girl. Best joke in my opinion gamewise.
I laughedQuote:
Originally Posted by GondorianDotCom
I just might. The urge to prank her is strongQuote:
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Still laughing..Quote:
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Sorry but i MUST put it into my sig...to remember..
What a huge sig @@
Lady A & GDC are vip in some ways... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhou86
Thus, the mutation has begun.
Soon, one post will be one page.