Sorry thought it was selfexplinatorxy that my reatreat was only a timewise, tactical retreat, I will come back :D
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Sorry thought it was selfexplinatorxy that my reatreat was only a timewise, tactical retreat, I will come back :D
Yes of course Barcafan :) you retreated everyone so that they will live to fight another day :)
Great writeups Cait! :)
But you laugh at my misfortune! :) Up with this I will not put! I challenge you to fisticuffs!Quote:
Originally Posted by Caitlyn0
Or alternatively, a game sometime :)
Fisticuffs with a girl... I think I have an idea what you're planning there Preybird. :p Cait's going to need a referee to stop you from clinching all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Preybird
It's a very powerful seduction technique from our bird of prey :p
Elegant, Tempting, Chivalry.....
You've seen through my cunningly wrought plan! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by danae
You've read my dating guide I see :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve99
My 2 heroes will be Dr. Jericho and Eladwen. And I would like to face human.
I'll be majiya and lance. Atomzed, you can be shadow (your favourite!)
Great, please set up a time with your opponents and let us know when the games will be on :) good luck!
Awal!!! (Elementalis) 0: 2 A1 Busti (Majiya)
2 unique deck choices, with Awal surprisingly using an Elementalis and Busti bringing a solo Majiya that ran VoW, Snow Sapphire and EA. Majiya stall the game while letting Engulfing flames and Poison gas deal the dmg. Elementalis kept in the game with timely use of Conversion and the use of his ability. Elementalis could have won the first game if he had 1 more turn to unleash a pumped Ogloth attack on Majiya. But Majiya whipped out 2 fireballs and her ability to kill the 9hp Ogloth. If Elementalis have gotten the LLN earlier, things would have been very different.
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North of the bustling A1 city lies a beautiful lake. Surrounded by lush green forests, with the snow capped mountain in the distance, the lake is a place of serenity. The ideal place to rejuvenate from the hectic life, a A1 citizen has generously donated his lake house to off-duty A1 defenders.
Sipping a can of Samuel Adams light beer, Busti admired the marble busts of the lake house architecture. He is thoroughly enjoying his deserved day off, having just survived the colosseum tournament. "This is *the* life... A cold beer, late night busts, a beautiful lady for companionship, what *can* possible go wrong?"
A violent explosion shook the house. Judging from the direction of the loud boom, it came from the direction of Busti female companion room which oversee the lake. Busti dashed towards it, fearing the worst. "Shit, did I forget to do something again?" Busti knocked softly on the door, waited a respectful 3 seconds, took a deep breathe and stepped in. He saw a completely busted room, with Awal berating a sheepish looking Elementalis.
"I told you many times, you're a HE!!!" Awal shouted at Elementalis. "Now our infiltration plans are ruined because you HAVE to stop by this room." Before Busti could called out, he heard a audible gasp behind him. A busty female shadow elf pushed him aside and she sprinted in to see her damaged shoes closet.
Majiya glared coldly at Awal and Elementalis. She snapped her fingers and her battle armour and staff materialized on her. She shot Busti a familiar this-is-also-your-fault look and waved her Voice of Winter staff.
A wave of cold air engulfed the room and beyond. A thin crust of ice began to form on the lake and the trees behind Awal and Elementalis. Awal smirked at Majiya, visibly unaffected by the freezing cold. Being a being of pure energy, Elementalis has already infused his life into Awal and gave Awal enough power to ward off the cold. Elementalis waved his hands and blood thirsty Fire snakes, Brutalis and Carniboar crept out of the woods and charged at Majiya. Though the shadow horde were slowed by the cold air, Elementalis life infusion ensured that they still maintain their mobility.
The shadow horde slashed at Majiya Snow Sapphire in futile. A single touch of the armour (which btw, accentuate Majiya busty assets)and they were frozen. The combined power of Snow Sapphire and Voice of Winter were effective ways to stall the shadow horde. Every second they were frozen, their life force seeped away at the evil red aura of Majiya. Satisfied with the frozen statues in front of her, Majiya started her move on the Shadow lieutenant. She seductively blew a kiss at Elementalis; a flaming green mist enveloped Elementalis. Though he can protect himself from the cold, he could do nothing about the engulfing flames and poison gas.
Knowing that time is short, Elementalis showed his trump card. A humongous purple monster smashed into the room. Ogloth started chomping on his favorite snake and boar snacks (frozen meats are fine). A Deathmage stood away from the frozen wind and started blasting at Majiya. Her armour could not buffer her from the magical blasts. That gave Ogloth time to store enough power for a mighty blow that would completely bust the armour and staff.
Majiya raised her hands and a huge fireball from her right and left hand bombarded into Ogloth. Ogloth survived the 2 fiery blasts.... But was taken down by Majiya's secret power, her fiery Simmering Eye (SE) glare technique.
Elementalis had ran out of air and time. Realizing that the battle was lost but the war would not be over,Awal called for a (tactical) retreat. As the shadow horde retreated, Busti heard Awal scolding Elementalis again. This time, Busti saw clearly the item that Elementalis was clutching preciously in his hands....
A pink bustier.
(Note 1: I was searching for the meaning of bust and found out that it actually had a variety of meaning!)
(Note 2: For those who are not aware of the elementalis joke.... Ask Caitlyn and Kyle :D)
(Note 3: I had time to write this up since Rayzie took too long to indicate his preference.... Thanks Cait for standing in!)
@Rayzie, damn. I was hoping I can meet your Gwen with my Gwen. All the preparation goes down the drain.
*back to the drawing board*
Lol, that was the best write up so far. I laughed.
I dare not challenge a profound marksman such as yourself in a hunter mirror!Quote:
Originally Posted by Atomzed
That was brilliant Atom! Love it!
Busti you old dog! Scoring that Shadow Elf hottie! (Though it sounds like there may be trouble in paradise :))
I actually think that Busti was there *only* to carry the bags for Majiya. :)
Funbags? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Atomzed
Just have to say that all these write-ups are just pure awesome :D
Nice work Atomzed and Cait :)
Lol at Atom and the eternal Ele joke with Cait and Kyle :D
SnS FTW of Busti, right brother? ;)
what eternal elementalis joke?
I am on the irc quite a bit from 4PM est to 12PM est Hairy, any time in there is ok with me.
So thats 9pm to 4am my time....with the weekend coming up thats going to be fine. If you see A1 Hairy in ircQuote:
Originally Posted by SamuelJ
send me a PM as I can often leave myself there while doing something else and the ping should alert me.
Just in case anyone missed this and was on the verge of signing up:
I would also like to announce a special April bonus. Our first two challengers chosen in April will be chosen at random from the pool of challengers listed on page one. These two challengers will be competing for DOUBLE the prizes. That's right; double the opt out prizes and double the grand total prize (opt out conditions still apply). So get your entries in and (yes, I just saw the Hunger Games :p) may the odds be forever in your favor!
LOL! awesome, thanks atomzed :D
I would like to be added to the list of challengers.
Done :)Quote:
Originally Posted by irishluck10
I'd like to give it a shot.
I took down Hairy's Stripper with my Eladwen, I thought they were GG's, pretty close.
Who's up next?
ewww... hairy stripper???
They've been taking pics of you :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Caitlyn0
Congrats. Your next opponent will be.. Holynoob!Quote:
Originally Posted by SamuelJ
Please nominate your faction for him to use and set up your game.
I sincerely hope that Atom or Cait's writeup of Samuel J vs Hairy includes a hairy stripper.
Kick his lucky arse Holy :D
There is definitely something very appealing about a hairy stripper. shrouded in hair...so...mysterious. This is probably on topic and definitely relates to the challenge
Fortunately my "Lucky" Arse was spared.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairyskinback
2-1 vs Holynoob, good games sir.
2 guardians within 24hrs, this must be the most surprised siege ever.
Good job man :)
GGs and GZ. Very close games, all of them. Good luck for the rest of the siege! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by SamuelJ
Well done Samuel! You've got to slow down, Atom and Cait won't be able to keep up with your exploits! :)
I figured it was the best way to win. Confuse the siege by going really fast! Who's next :P
Rofl!Quote:
Originally Posted by SamuelJ
That might work, blitzing us...
I like this guy, he does thing really fast whether its is siege, gauntlet, tourneys etc.. good luck for the rest of match mate :)Quote:
Originally Posted by SamuelJ