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Our first of the two opponents, chosen at random, to participate for double prizes will be BDK16.
Best of luck BDK. All the opt out prizes and the grand prize have been doubled for your run.
Please nominate two decks that you wish to use.
Your first opponent will be Caitlyn0. Please nominate which faction she is required to use.
me versus BDK16? i dont think we have ever played :)
SamuelJ vs HairySkinBack
The Wookie was out for a nice stroll. taking in the early evening air and enjoying the company of the only woman tall enough for him.
it was a pleasant night, nice. he didnt even notice the half white, half black man's approach. it was all a blur. he didnt notice the axe wielding warriors attacking his female companion. he didnt notice the priests, glowing with light, blinding her. he didnt notice the fire and the lightning from the icy cold female with the half white, half black man.
it was a pleasant night, nice. the wookie took a deep breath. hmmm... smells like rain and he looked up to see some clouds in the air. he didnt notice when his female companion pulled out a sword with red crackling energy. he didnt see her kill the warrior or the priest. he didnt notice the icy mage reading furiously from a book. he didnt notice more fire and lighting.
it was a pleasant night, or was. the rain had started and it was pouring all of a sudden. now the wookie was a little upset... he was gonna smell like a wet dog and his companion wouldnt like that. he went to find cover and didnt notice that his female companion was in a rage, blood in her eyes and was swinging that crackling red sword in a berserker rampage. he didnt notice when the icy mage stole his companionsr jeweled sword and was fighting back. he didnt notice when his companion's rage made another axe weilding warrior run away.
the pleasant night was over and the wookie had to get dry. he rolled around in the grass and leaves to dry off. he didnt notice that his companion had crippled another priest and a warrior that was carrying the half white and half black mans banner. he didnt notice, when out of nowhere, his companion cast fire, and then again, and then again. he didnt notice that the icy mage was losing but had a confident look on her face.
the pleasant night was over and the wookie thought he had gotten dry. but then the rain poured again. and again he was worried and tried to dry himself. he didnt notice when his compainions bannerman was hurt and she picked him up and made him fight on. he didnt notice as the crackling red sword was being swung now at his companion. the icy mage had stolen that sword as well. he didnt notice when his companion took it back and pressed on the attack. he didnt notice when his companion was swinging the sword, yet again at the icy mage, and the icy mage snapped her fingers and the rage that had been pushing his companion on was suddenly gone and she fell to the ground, exhausted.
the pleasant night was REALLY over. the wookie thought he was dry enough now. rubbed some flowers on himself to make the smell a little better. then, he finally noticed... his female companion was struggling to rise off the ground. he noticed as she finally stood. he noticed she was covering herself. he really noticed she was naked.
"where are your clothes", the wookie asked.
she approached him, still covering herself. she looked up at him and thenpunched him, hard, in the stomach. the wookie pitched over, trying to breathe.
his companion stalked off, "thanks for the help"
the wookie, still trying to breath was confused. he didnt know why she had needed help. it hadnt been that long that he was trying to dry himself off for her.
but he noticed her behind.... and forgot everything he was confused about... the view was nice as she stalked away naked and proud. even if it wasnt hairy.
SamuelJ vs Holynoob (i had to take a little bit of creative license with this one... all three matches end in sync errors in the replays for me and dont get past turns 4 and 5)
the half white, half black man approached the walls with his priest and mage.
"who are you???" came a voice out of nowhere.
the man stopped and looked around. he didnt see anything.
"down here you walking x-ray", came the voice again.
he looked down and saw an onion, with a face and a little sword.
"a talking onion... that has to be the strangest thing i have ever seen", said the half white, half black man.
"IM A MUSTARD SEED!!!!", the onion yelled angrily, " and a walking, talking x-ray isnt strange?... sure, tell me another one"
"fair enough, you are a talking mustard seed. please excuse me, i have a city to conquer" and the half white, half black man started to walk away.
"wait", the onion said as he rushed to catch up, "im a defender of this city"
but the man was now too far away and didnt hear the little onion.
what he did hear was music and singing. another man had appeared playing a little musical instrument with strings.
"i am Holynoob and you may not pass, Sir". there was a blur of speed behind the Bard but the half white, half black man's icy mage was quick enough to intercept the blur.
the black garbed rogue became visable to the half white and half black man. he was attacking his icy mage. minions were summoned on both sides. the axe wielding warrior was attacking a bannerman. the icy mage was casting fire at the rogue. the rogue was attacking back with a weighted rope, crippling the mages minions.
the icy mage pulled out her book and was reading furiously again. more fire at the rogue... and lightning. minions from the bard were attacking. minions on both sides were attacking and dying. no one could gain the advantage. then an oracle entered the fight and promptly died and the icy mage became more powerful. more fire and lighting. the rogue was visably hurting but pressed the attack, not letting up. his minions were gaining the advantage. then another oracle entered the battle and died and the icy mage gained more strength... but it was too late... the rogues minions had the mage hard pressed, spurred on by the bards singing. the mage frantically looked through her book for the right spell. the rogues minions were surrounding her and then... the earth exploded.
the half white, half black man stood there. saw the icy mage on her knees... but the rogue was down and not moving. all his minions were dead. the icy mage had won.
the bard spoke, his voice was a melancholy sing-song. "you have bested my forces Sir X-Ray. i will hinder your progress no more".
"you... let... him... beat... you...?", the onion said, out of breath, finally catching up to the battle
"he was a great opponent, Sir Onion", said the bard in sing-song, "he is a worthy to proceed".
"im not a DAMN onion!!!", said the onion.
the half white, half black man wasnt listening. he was watching the little girl skipping towards them all.
(again, sorry for the liberties and if it seemed a little rushed and short, i didnt have much to go on but i hope you enjoyed it :) )
SamuelJ vs GreatOldOne
little dark came skipping up to the half white, half black man and the icy mage.
"excuse me Sir, but have you seen my baby tulip. he wandered off"
OK, that confused the man, "Baby Tulip?"
"yes, he is yea big" she amde a small gesture with her hands, "looks kind of like an onion"
"IM NOT A DAMN ONION", screamed the onion not realizing his mistake.
little dark look down and saw him.
she smiled, "there you are. i am so happy to find you that i wont punish you for you're potty mouth."
"NOOOOO", the onion screamed as he tried in vain to run away. his little legs, not very fast.
little dark easily scooped him up, "bad little tulip. ive been so worried about you. what if you had gotten lost or even eaten but some rabbit"
she patted his little head and started to skip back towards the city walls.
"no. please, i will be good, just dont bury me, please", the onion cried.
but little dark was humming and skipping and wasnt listening.
the half white, half black man looked at the icy mage as she said, "are you sure you want to do this?"
"yes", the man said as he started to follow the little girl in red.
little dark reached the wall and a door the man hadnt seen opened.
the icy mage had caught up and put her hand on the man's arm, "where is Jericho?"
the man looked, not seeing the priest.
little dark giggled.
both of them turned to look at her. she was just inside the door, looking back with a smile on her face.
"why do you laugh little one", the man asked.
little dark's face changed to an angry pout. "that fat stupidhead is being punished" she said.
"punished? for what?"
"for leaving and not saying good-bye", she smiled, "are you coming? the door won't stay open for long"
the half white, half black man proceeded to head through the door
"wait, are you SURE you want to do this. Jericho is gone, there was that hairy thing with the warrior chick, a singing bard, a freakin talking onion...", the icy mage said with a tremor in her voice.
"yes, i want this cities riches. stop stalling.", the man ordered.
the icy mage sighed and followed.
they entered a part of the city near a vast courtyard. little dark was off to one side kneeling down in a freshly turned but small garden. the onion was trying in vain to squirm out of her hands.
humming again, she dug a little hole with her right hand and was moving her other hand to place the onion in.
"please", the onion cried, "dont bury me"
"but little tulip, im not burying you, im planting you. its what you do to little tulip bulbs."
"im not a tulip bulb, i am the mustard seed of courage!"
"mustard seed, onion, tulip bulb..", little dark hummed as she looked at the onions face, "whatever... all need to be planted."
"but...", the onion said as he looked up at her with his mouth open, "... oh crap."
little dark placed him in the ground and covered him in dirt. the icy mage almost thought she could hear his muffled screams as little dark patted the ground with her hand and then grabbed a little watercan and sprinkled water over the ground happily.
little dark finished with a smile on her face. she sat down on a nearby marble bench and cleaned her hands from a wetnap she had gotten out of her backpack. she then pulled out a sandwich wrapped in wax paper, an apple and a little juice box.
the half white, half black man turned and started to walk into the courtyard proper.
"wait", little dark said, stopping from taking her first bite of her sandwich, "its not time yet."
the man turned and asked, "its not time for what"
"not time for your next opponent", she said as held up half of her sandwich to the man, "you need to eat, your bones are showing."
blinking, "my next opponent?"
"yes, we wanted something special for you", she said smiling.
then she took a bite of her sandwich and said while chewing, "we needed a little time to summon him, so i let my litle tulip bulb run off."
"summon him?"
litle dark took another bite, still talking, "yeah, he lives in another... timezone or something. he is coming to defeat you and punish her"
"punish me? for what?", the icy mage asked nervously, afraid she already knew the answer.
"you left the Crab so you must be punished"
the man turned to the icy mage, "the Crab, who is the Crab?"
little dark giggled and took a sip of her juice.
the icy mage sighed and said, "the Crab is the leader of this city. i served him."
"you served the leader of this city and left him, why?"
"he...", the icy mage paused, then said with a pout and her arms gesturing wildly, "damn it... it was always rush rush rush this, rush rush rush that, with him... so unbelievably controlling... i had to get away!"
"and you didnt mention this to me because...?"
"because i needed a job and you wouldnt have hired me if you knew i just walked out on my last job. i didnt know you were coming here until we got here."
the man sighed but turned to little dark and asked, "this opponent, when is he getting here?"
little dark looked over at the huge clock on the large tower across the vast courtyard."
"um... he will be here in one minute, he always comes at 12:10 when summoned"
the man looked at the clock. the time it was showing was 12:11.
"he is late then", the man said
little dark giggled, "that clock is a little slow, he will be here in the next minute".
"young lady", the man patiently said, still looking at the clock, "that clock shows the hour at 12 and the minute at 11, if he was supposed to be here at 12:10, he is late."
little dark giggled again, "nope, the clock is slow and he will be here on time."
the man was getting ready to turn and explain it more carefully but the clock's minute hand moved... backward. the time it now showed was 12:10.
"see, i told you it was slow... so slow it goes backward", she giggled.
the sky suddenly got darker...and then darker still... the wind picked up, then picked up more. little dark calmly finished her sandwich and picked up the apple.
the onion let out a very very muffled, "oh crap"
the half white, half black man looked up at the sky... clouds were swirling and churning. lighting was flashing along the bottoms of the clouds. the center of the swirling mass of clouds slowly turned open. large drops, huge, the size of boulders, started falling out of the eye of the storm.
no, not rain, thought the man, as they landed on the courtyard, splashing almost in slow motion... too thick for water. big globs of gunk were failing to the ground.
the man looked back up at the sky. huge tentacles had appeared in the eye. stretching, reaching, growing longer.
"he's here", giggled little dark
she happily took a sip from her juice box. the apple finished and discarded. time seemed to be slowing down for the man and the icy mage. the gunk poured out of the eye as a massive ugly head appeared. the tentacles had reached the ground playing, swirling in the gunk. a deep reasonating rumble and groan was heard throughout the city as the Great Old One made its presense known.
"what the F*** do we do now?", the icy mage said, fear heavy on her words.
"now...", little dark said, "you will be punished"
a small part of the gunk that was spreading across the courtyard, rose up and started to take shape.
"what is that?", the man asked?
"THAT", little dark giggled, "is your defeat and her punishment".
the gunk formed into the shape of a woman and then became more distinct... it looked like the icy mage... only covered in goo.
"HOLY FREAKIN SH**!!!", cried the icy mage, "im am SOOO freakin out of here"
a booming voice spoke, "IT IS TOO LATE TO RUN. THERE IS NOWHERE TO HIDE. I... AM... HERE."
then the goo mage cast a spell, fire hit the icy mage.
she summoned her minions... the quick warrior, the axe wielding warrior, the bannerman... the goo mage did the same. each battled the other, but the icy mages minions had a hard time keeping their footing in the goo.
lightning sprang from the icy mage... lighting sprang from the goo mage.
an ice bolt sprang from the goo mage, an ice bolt sprang from the icy mage.
more minions followed, another axeman, another bannerman... and counterparts covered in goo appeared to confront them and battle them back.
the wind had picked up. it was hard to shout orders to her minions. it was even harder for them to keep footing in the goo.
"DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT", shouted the half white, half black man trying to be heard over the wind.
"LIKE WHAT", the icy mage shouted back, "IT KNOWS EVERYTHING I KNOW"
she summoned an oracle for more power... and then there was a goo covered one fighting it.
more fire, more lighting danced back and forth... the world exploded and minions died.
more fire and lightning. back and forth.
the icy mage was hurt. she was scared. afraid of what was going to happen, but she faught on. more fire and lightning...
more minions were summoned and their counterparts appeared. the world exploded again and the minions died.
the icy mage had a hard time keeping her balance in the wind with her wounds and the goo. the goo mage approached her.
"NO... KEEP BACK", the icy mage screamed as she hurled another bolt of lightning.
but it was too late, the goo mage was upon her. it grabbed her arm and pulled her close. the icy mage screamed as the goo mage pulled her inside of itself... and she was gone. only the mage covered in goo remained. it turned to look at shouted the half white, half black man.
he shook his head. his priest had disappeared. his mage was now gone. that massive tentacled thing in the sky... he was defeated. he looked at the little girl.
she smiled and waved at him. the wind didnt even seem to affect her.
he turned and saw the goo mage approaching him. he reached his left hand over to turn the ring on his right... and he was gone.
"oh poo", little dark said as she stood up and brushed the crumbs off her red skirt.
she picked up her backpack and put it on. she turned and looked up at the thing in the sky. she pointed at all the goo in the courtyard and said, "clean that up now mister"
and she turned and walked away from the mess. humming and skipping.
haha, that was awesome cait! didn't know you had such a talent for writing!
nice story! very impressive amount of work you put into that!
thanks :) i was a little quick on the first two and the thrid kind of took on a life of its own :p
im editting out some mistakes :) sucks... i wa finished with the third one and didnt know i was logged out. i canceled the changes cause i wasnt logged in and the edit box went away... arrrgh... have to do them all over.