Shattered Fates Flavor Text Contest

Zailen Crusader:
The Seven will guide us and give us their blessing in this battle.

Demetreyo:
Why am I so reckless? Because you only live once.

Tenacious Buccaneer:
Surprised to see here, landlubber?

Irina:
If you thought it hurt before, just wait until the next one!

Harbringer of the Lost:
Trample their bones. crush them underfoot.

Voracious Arachnid:
We may need a much bigger boot for this one... Much, much bigger... *gulp*

Murderous Hulk:
Strength above all else. Exploit every weakness. Show no tolerance to cowardice.

Falseblood Cultist:
A small offering shall sustains us. Care to make the donation?

Mine so far, some changes may still be made.

Zailen Crusader:
"Open your mind, be enlightened, achieve true victory."

Demetreyo, Twilight Extremist:
‘All or nothing’ is the way of the Twilight.

Tenacious Buccaneer:
Treasure is often found in unusual places.

Irina, Guardian of the Swan:
"That was fun, let's do it again!"

Harbinger of the Lost:
"Come, ride with me to your doom."

Voracious Arachnid:
More terrifying than the sum of its parts.

Murderous Hulk:
The Hulks of the Asyn DO pick on the little guy. (Puwen Bloodhelm flavor text reference)

Falseblood Cultist:
"The Future is born of Fire" - Falseblood Scripture (or Creed if the Falsebloods don't have a Scripture)

Zailen Crusader
"My faith will enforce you."

Tenacious Buccaneer
"I am back!"

Irina, Guardian of the Swan
"Endless training make perfection of her's blade skill."

Harbinger of the Lost
"Be Terrified! My Master is coming!"

Voracious Arachnid
"Deaths lurk in the darkness"

Murderous Hulk
"An assassins without mercy."

Demetreyo, Twilight Extremist
"My sacrafice will end you!"

Falseblood Cultist
"Member of this cult get so many brainstorms that guide them to madness."

Name of card: Demetrio
Flavor text: "Enjoy my steel, afore I go"

Name of card: Irina
Flavor text: "Kiss me once... I'll bite you twice"

Name of card: Voracious Arachnid
Flavor text: The weaker they are, the better they taste.

Name of card: Tenacious Buccaneer
Flavor text: A sailor always keeps his feet on the deck

Name of card: Zailen Crusader
Flavor Text: Have faith, it will save your soul AND your money.

Name of card: Demetreyo, Twilight Extremist
Flavor Text: Live with glory or die with honor. Or be fast enough to get both.
(alt: Life is nothing but the swing of a blade, and it's suddenly twilight)

Name of card: Tenacious Buccaneer
Flavor Text: Guess who's still not dead...
(alt: Immoral people are just harder to get rid of)
(alt2: This is MY funeral and YOU are not invited!)

Name of card: Irina, Guardian of the Swan
Flavor Text: I'm not even halfway done with you yet.

Name of card: Harbinger of the Lost
Flavor Text: Follow me, I'll take you to your eternal peace

Name of card: Voracious Arachnid
Flavor Text: Fear is the best dressing to cold meals
(alt: Radioactivity you say?)

Name of card: Murderous Hulk
Flavor Text: I'll bring your sufferance to a quicker end

Name of card: Falseblood Cultist
Flavor Text: Make it die then throw a die!

Crusader
"we shall retake these holy lands"

Demetreyo
"purple powerrrrrr!"

buccaneer
"I can't be tossed overboard, ya scalywag!"

Irina
"double the pleasure, double the pain"

Harbinger
"the day of judgement has dawned"

Arachnid
"who's itsy bitsy now?"

Murderous Hulk
"Hulk Smash!"

Falseblood
"Death is in the cards!"

Name of card: Zailen Crusader
Flavor Text: "War and beauty, the truest enchanters of all men"

Name of card: Demetreyo, Twilight Extremist
Flavor Text: "Fight for today for in shadow there is no tomorrow"

Name of card: Tenacious Buccaneer
Flavor Text: "She fights for herself, not for the many who cast her aside."

Name of card: Irina, Guardian of the Swan
Flavor Text: "The Guardian of the Swan pairs grace with resilience, always protecting the light."

Name of card: Harbinger of the Lost
Flavor Text: "Always collecting the lost but never to take them home."

Name of card: Voracious Arachnid
Flavor Text: "Feeds on flesh. Thrives on despair."

Name of card: Murderous Hulk
Flavor Text: "Murder is my path. It is my past and lies ever before me."

Name of card: Falseblood Cultist
Flavor Text: "The Falseblood Cultists hate all knowledge but what can bring them power."

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Pat Jay

Name of Card: Falseblood Cultist
Flavor Text: Burn baby burn!

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Blue Stahli : Down in Flames ?

Zailen Crusader
Forged from faith, with the intent of passing it along.

Demetreyo, Twilight Extremist
"I'd rather be a brilliant flash than a dim flame."

Tenacious Buccaneer
"Pirates are a difficult lot to punish. They live for the sea; to where will you banish them?" -Grand Arbiter's Notes

Irina, Guardian of the Swan
The Swan hand-picks her consort laboriously, making sure each is as graceful as she.

Harbinger of the Lost
"Fear not the harbinger; fear the army that follows his wake."

Voracious Arachnid
The Insect in him wanted to consume everything. The Ravager in him directed the Insect in him.

Here's a secondary. i know, i know, 1 per card. but i just HAVE to put this one down. if it comes down to it, use my number 1 and discard this one completely:
"Specimen 18-B was seemingly worthless; then he ate Gaul" - Lab Journal

Murderous Hulk
The only words it knows are "Prey on the weak".

Falseblood Cultist
Losing never felt so good.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by ipoop245

Blue Stahli : Down in Flames ?

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Hmm I was thinking more along the lines of

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

For falseblood cultist

Not nearly as dark :p