Keldor
: Hi, everybody, it's Keldor here. I'm back to interview more teams from the Shadow Era Federation Team Challenge. I'm starting today with Team Gwenadar.Keldor
: Gwenneth, you’re looking fit as a fiddle these days. Would you share your exercise routine and diet with us?
Gwenneth
: I take good care of myself, but I still don’t have your figure there Keldor. What’s your size, -2?Keldor
: I wouldn't know. It's been so long since I've been clothes shopping. Zaladar, were you...SHOCKED...when Vull pulled this little stunt? Zaladar
: To be summoned to the world of Phaed, it’s a place we cannot possibly understand.Keldor: Speaking of places, let's pretend you're both stranded alone on separate desert islands. You’re only allowed to have one item with you. Which item would you have?
Gwen: My cobraskin wraps, unless it's a nude beach, of course.
Zaladar
: A shard of power. Always best when you don’t have to share it with the little ant Sparks.Keldor: Well, that went better than expected. Gwen must be having a calming influence on Zaladar
somehow. Let's move onto the pairing I like to refer to as Team Quagmire.Keldor: Skervox
, rumor has it that Eladwen can be pretty frosty sometimes. Has she given you the cold shoulder?
Skervox
: She has. Always skulking in the corner, muttering under her breath. Not sure if she’s casting spells or cursing at me... Keldor: Perhaps a question for another day. Eladwen
, did Skervox come with all those arrows already sticking out of him or did you add a few?Eladwen
: A real mage has no need for projectile weapons, but my Dagger of Unmaking is itching for his disgusting form. Keldor: Seems like you two are getting along well! How do you plan to work together to win this thing?
Skervox
: Unfortunate as it is, I will be forced to work with that wicked b.. err ... witch.Eladwen
: Just biding my time until all of these abominations, human and shadow, can burst into a cloud of ice.Keldor: Well those two really live up to the nickname I gave them. Let's hope this last team I'm interviewing today can bring the mood up a little. It's Team Nish-Upon-A-Star!
Keldor: Nishaven
, do you have any tricks up your sleeve for the upcoming fights?Nishaven
: There might be a lightning bolt or 2 up there. You better watch yourself, Keldor, I remember where you were loyal during the war...
Keldor: Oh, come on, you know where my loyalty lies: with my beloved viewers! Speaking of viewers, I think everyone at home has been wondering whether you can swim, Elementalis
?
Elementalis
: Elementals have no need to swim; the water fears our very form itself, and runs. Just like this pathetic mage. Keldor: Well, it's pretty clear where you stand on your team mate, Elementalis
. I wonder if there is any message either of you would like to send to your opponents?
Nishaven
: Please, go ahead, turn your back. You can trust me.
Elementalis
: Life and energy are not so different. Except that life will die.Keldor: That's right. And only the best of the dead get to come back as undead ... like yours truly! Speaking of back, that brings us to a close here, but I will be back to see you all next time on another edition of Keldor Interviews.
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