GDC's mama's so fat that....
...the only time she gets clean is when there's a tidal wave
...not even
Jericho can remove the cheeseburgers attached to her hands
...she's the only thing
Amber's blades can't cut down to size
...she's the only monster that can't fit through a portal
...she's what
Moonstalker hides behind
...they had to change it to kanklebreaker
...haste is when she goes to get drivethrough fast food
...she's the only thing without steadfast that's unretreatable
...the only way to kill her is through cardiac arrest
...even
Elementalis couldn't make her any bigger
...she dips sandworms in mayo for snacks
...crippling blow can only attach to one limb at a time
...it used to only be called nova until she ordered it supersized
...ogloth the glutton was made in her image
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