"Unshadowed" shadow era card set

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Unshadowed 1

Fitting name
Cost: 2
Neutral ability
Ongoing: if your opponent's nickname includes:

- Strictly more than 3 numbers
- Strictly more than 3 Xs or at least one capital and one lowercase X
- Obscene words

Your allies gain 1 attack and your enemy's allies lose 1 health

Unshadowed 2

Exploit

Cost:0
Neutral item
Ongoing: if your opponent's turn timer runs out and freezes, and he doesn't leave within 10 min, he/she is replaced by Ter Adun AI

Unshadowed 3

Tree

Cost: 3
Human ability
Effect: plant a sapling, after 3 minutes on board it turns into a bush 5 minutes after, turns into a tree and renews 1 resource every 20 seconds.

Unshadowed 4

Super kristoffer wyld
Cost 0.5
Attack 1
Health 1
Human ally

Super krystoffer wyld can attack from your hand, without even being played.

Unshadowed 5

Gender Bender

Cost: not important
Neutral ability
If the gender of the hero does not match the gender of the player, draw a card, applies to both heroes.

Note: all shadow heroes are FEMALE, except for Majiya

Will add more as I think morr

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Moar:
Unshadowed 6

HUAAAAAAARGH!

Warrior ability
Cost 4
When playing the card, you must say "huaaaaaaaargh!" On chat, for each A the spell deals 1 damage to a random ally on the board.

Unshadowed 7

Staff of destruction

Warrior weapon

Cost:6
Damage 0
Durability 1

10SE: OG-7V fragmentation warhead deals 10 damage to enemy hero and first ally next to him/her

F-bomb

Neutral ability
Cost :6

You need a microphone to play this card.
Play the card: start timer and sound recorder, you must say the F-word as many times and as loud as possible through it for 20 seconds

Each f-word will add 0.1 damage to the bomb, which will target enemy allies, rounded to the last unig.

Unshadowed 8

Roshambo

Neutral ability
Cost: 3
When roshambo is played, game is halted and the first one to leave loses.

Unshadowed 9

Simple

Priest ability
Cost: 4

If enemy is wulven, mage or hunter, has 1 or more allies on board, less or equal than 4 resources, more than 4 shadow energy, is higher than 200 rating and has a grade of elitism higher than "jerk", your hero heals 1 damage.

Unshadowed 10

The more p the better

Neutral blah blah blah

Cost. W/e

If your device resolution is lower than 720p you draw a card

If it's [720, 1080) draw 2 cards

If it's 1080 draw a Jasmine Rosecult out of nowhere and place the card artwork in the middle of the screen for the rest of the match.

[Ringel]

[Bayfighter]

Hilarious, LOL! Inspired by MtG's Unglued/Unhinged set?

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Hilarious, LOL! Inspired by MtG's Unglued/Unhinged set?

Yuck!

One more

Unshadowed 11

Rights(R) of the copy(C)

Human (C) ability (TM)

Cost (C) 5

If your opponent (R) plays (C) a card (TM) that infringes any copyright (C), registered (R) or trade mark (TM), Wulven Studios reserves the right to lower the player's rating by 50.

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Unshadowed 12

The internet, what a heartless b (it should cut off with the card description space)

Neutral trap

Cost 4

Play face down, if your opponent says "lol" on chat (non case sensitive), he loses 1 resource and discard a card from his hand.

Unshadowed 13

Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Cost: 1

Neutral ability

Ongoing: when time hits 4:00 AM on GMT+1 timezone both players' cards are covered by chocolate pudding, making them unable to see.

Unshadowed 14

B.F. Dagger

Rogue weapon

Cost: 6
Damage: 3
Durability: 4

When equipped, hero loses all effects that makes him/her untargettable, and becomes slowpoke: target enemy he/she attacks will first defend against the hero.

Hero becomes then exhausted for 2 turns.

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Unshadowed 15

Ad

Cost: 4

Neutral ability

Places a NSFW ad on opponent's screen with a very small close button, if opponent fails to close ad, take one card from his hand at random. If he succeeds in closing the ad, he gains +1 attack on allies next turn.

Unshadowed 16

Time and date

Cost: 0

Neutral item

card has different effects depending on date and time:

April 1st: hero gains 1 health

Rest of the year: hero loses 1 health.

Unshadowed 17

Hold it!

Cost 0

Neutral ability

Discard current hand, draw 7 cards, check the following:

2 of the same card = pair
3 of a kind
Double pair
Full house
4 of a kind
Flush/royal flush
Cost determines number

In this order, determine whose board is wiped, the lowest one gets his/her board wiped.

Note: if this game could be played with physical support, I would post so many even more hilarious ideas...

[Caitlyn0]

haha but shouldnt simple read: "If enemy is WARRIOR, mage or hunter,"?

[Caitlyn0]

oh great... he is gonna make a card that attacks players that make "corrections"

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haha but shouldnt simple read: "If enemy is WARRIOR, mage or hunter,"?

Didn't think this way, my purpose was to make the conditions hard to meet, so choosing wulven instead was random lol

Some more:

Unshadowed 18

Hairy power

Cost: 3

Human ability

When played, every hero or ally with facial or visible body hair gains 2 attack

Unshadowed 19

Ortography dictator

Cost: 2

Neutral ability

Ongoing: play face down, each time opponent or player uses, on chat, posesives incorrectly (e.g. your instead of you are/you're), give 1 resource to enemy (thanks for the idea lol)