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    How i know you're a puppy

    So after a while of reading the forums, I got bored and decided to post. Still waiting for Anadolt's apology, but I figure he's too proud to admit he screwed up. Or maybe I'll get banned again cause I tick him off, who knows!

    Anyways. Onto the topic:
    How I know your're a puppy!

    1: You get offended if someone insults one of your family members. And by insult, I mean anything from your sister being complimented, to your mommas fat. (And she is. Stop denying it.)

    2: Your mom still makes your dinners. Daily.

    3: Your daddy still tucks you in. (Aw how swee... wait. He's 20?!)

    4: You think the world runs on angel farts and unicorns. (Okay, maybe unicorns exist. *sticks a carrot on a horse's head*)

    5: You're a moderator. (Duh)

    6: You think Puppy means PUPPY. And can't figure out what I really mean.

    7: You think steak's supposed to be well done. (Goddamn it man, it's not a HAMBURGER! If you want a burger get a fricking burger!)

    8: You have small (insert gender-related reproductive organs here)

    9: You own an icrap. (C'mon, think about it.)

    10: I don't know. Add something funny here. Like how you think a home run with a girl is dry humping.



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    Ok maybe not. But my point stands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GS693 View Post
    Women don't play se. If they did, danae would be hit on sooo many times his head would spin.
    You mean you haven't seen my head spinning like the Exorcist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by danae View Post
    You mean you haven't seen my head spinning like the Exorcist?
    Wrong head. I don't want to see that head, so why would I?
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    Only one I fit under is the iDevice one
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    Quote Originally Posted by N3rd4Christ View Post
    Only one I fit under is the iDevice one
    You fit under 1 4 6 9 and 10.

    Puppy.

    Also: I've amended my deal for coming back for reals. A chick must pm/email me a pic proving she's a chick. *sagenod*

    How long ya think it'll take for the mods to lock the thread or ban me n3rd?
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    GS got pissed 'cause he got banned*, and is now trying to make up for it by throwing insults** like people care?

    oh wow***.

    *Trolls dont care if they get banned.
    **See: Badly planned.
    ***Come at me bro
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    Apple devices are cool. And I dont know what you mean by puppy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ekoz View Post
    GS got pissed 'cause he got banned*, and is now trying to make up for it by throwing insults** like people care?

    oh wow***.

    *Trolls dont care if they get banned.
    **See: Badly planned.
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    Oy go away you wannabe. I always skim your posts if I see the avatar.

    Oddly enough I didn't this time. So lucky you, you get a nom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GS693 View Post
    Oy go away you wannabe. I always skim your posts if I see the avatar.

    Oddly enough I didn't this time. So lucky you, you get a nom.

    Feel proud? You should!
    wannabe? of the world to emulate, who would choose you?

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    #7 doesn't count both because there is nothing wrong with a well-done steak and for health reasons.

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