So after a while of reading the forums, I got bored and decided to post. Still waiting for Anadolt's apology, but I figure he's too proud to admit he screwed up. Or maybe I'll get banned again cause I tick him off, who knows!
Anyways. Onto the topic:
How I know your're a puppy!
1: You get offended if someone insults one of your family members. And by insult, I mean anything from your sister being complimented, to your mommas fat. (And she is. Stop denying it.)
2: Your mom still makes your dinners. Daily.
3: Your daddy still tucks you in. (Aw how swee... wait. He's 20?!)
4: You think the world runs on angel farts and unicorns. (Okay, maybe unicorns exist. *sticks a carrot on a horse's head*)
5: You're a moderator. (Duh)
6: You think Puppy means PUPPY. And can't figure out what I really mean.
7: You think steak's supposed to be well done. (Goddamn it man, it's not a HAMBURGER! If you want a burger get a fricking burger!)
8: You have small (insert gender-related reproductive organs here)
9: You own an icrap. (C'mon, think about it.)
10: I don't know. Add something funny here. Like how you think a home run with a girl is dry humping.
No I'm not really back.
Yes, MattOG sux.
Nerf moonstalker.
Cats rule, dogs drool!
Women don't play se. If they did, danae would be hit on sooo many times his head would spin.
Ok maybe not. But my point stands.
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