The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

**Gondorian** · 09-06-2011, 11:07 PM

Anyone seen this film? A mad surgeon attaches three people to each other via stitching them ass-to-face.

I caught a bit last night on TV and was repulsed. It happened to be the part where the first guy takes a shit and the girl behind him has to swallow it. I challenge any normal person to be aroused by the two pairs of breasts on display for most of the movie.

p.s. There is a hilarious thread on IMDB about this film.

yeah, but if your ass was plugged up with something... Like a mouth that is too full and hasn't swallowed, or a cork that was bonded to your rump as tightly... that diarrhea wouldn't be coming out quite as fast.

I understand that most of us are used to pooping freely with no restrictions pushing back, but if your butt was sewn into someones mouth, your diarrhea would not come out as fast because of the resistance from the other end. At worst, it would come shooting out B and C's nose if they failed to swallow it fast enough.

**jiminee** · 09-06-2011, 11:11 PM

Have you seen Southpark's HUMANCENTiPAD? Now, THAT was hilarious!

**danae** · 09-06-2011, 11:28 PM

I saw a trailer for this somewhere and just the thought of it turned me off. Not something I'm planning to watch anytime soon. An officemate of mine told me about the Southpark version and that's something that I might actually watch.

**Gondorian** · 09-06-2011, 11:33 PM

I just had an idea for a deck called The Human Centipede.

The signature move is when you line up Puwen

(pooing, get it?), Jasmine

and Raven

. You can then yell "Eat shit!"

**danae** · 09-06-2011, 11:42 PM

Actually, when I saw this post in the "New post" section, I didn't realize it was in general chat and I thought it was a new deck build you created.

**N3rd4Christ** · 09-07-2011, 12:27 AM

Originally Posted by danae

Actually, when I saw this post in the "New post" section, I didn't realize it was in general chat and I thought it was a new deck build you created.

Same ere lol

**Berdugo** · 09-07-2011, 01:39 AM

Originally Posted by danae

Actually, when I saw this post in the "New post" section, I didn't realize it was in general chat and I thought it was a new deck build you created.

me too.I thought a deck that revolves around armored sandworm lol

**Bashere** · 09-07-2011, 02:27 AM

Lol I watched this on Netflix, what's funny(or maybe not) is that I think its medically accurate.

"My sweet threedog"

actually wasn't as bad I thought it was gonna be.

**N3rd4Christ** · 09-07-2011, 06:48 AM

Gonna watch now.... Netflix

**Plague** · 09-07-2011, 06:58 AM

Since I'm a big horror fan I watched it almost as soon as it came out. It was meh in my opinion. I prefer horror films with a good plot instead of the shock and gore variant. If you want to watch a good horror movie watch Apollo 18.