Suicide Majiya - Down the street for serious.

[Killtrend]

I wanted to make a deck that would kill me as fast as possible. Yes, the opposite of winning. This deck is extremely good at losing rank if you're tired of only losing a *few* rank points by winning all the time. I know we've all asked "How can I lose rank FASTER??"

Suicide Majiya

1 - Majiya

4 - Deathbone
3 - Belladonna

4 - Supernova
4 - Rain Delay
3 - Bazaar
3 - Research
4 - Bad Santa
4 - Shadowspawn

30 Cards

Obviously the purpose of the deck is to draw yourself into an early grave. Supernova does a few things: it speeds things up, it helps get rid of your pesky deathbone creature advantage and it doesn't give your opponent the benefit of a cheap kill or army of creatures to kill you with. I mean, this is a suicide deck. Not assisted suicide.

How to lose: Draw early and often, making sure to empty your hand by sacrificing cards every single turn. Save the bad santas for when you run out of cards if possible to maximize effectiveness. Make sure to cast Belladonna into an asswhooping as once she's out, her usefulness has been fulfilled(unless an elemental Mind Controls her for a bonus!). Shadowspawn is a filler and bonus points goes to offing yourself with it or research!

Questions? Comments?

[Gondorian]

I think they must be working you too hard in one of your jobs!

Nice strategy write-up though.

[Killtrend]

Haha. Thanks.

[Killtrend]

I propose a contest:

Let's see who can lose the most rank by Sunday night. Post your starting rank, and ending rank. We can do percents if you wish. Anyone else in??

[eleena]

You may want something to freeze enemies to keep them from killing you, either Freeze or a Sapphire. Other than Supernova, I think you'll have a hard time keeping away pesky critters speeding up your death. I'm not sure what to drop though, maybe a Research or two since with the Bazaars and Bad Santas (plus Majiya's ability) you shouldn't have trouble finding one.

[Killtrend]

It's ok if they ping me a bit. As long as they don't land the killing blow.

If anything I'd drop the HBMs for freeze, but I don't want to focus on creature destruction/stall.

[eleena]

Have you tried this out yet in an unranked match or against the AI? I am thinking you will end up wasting a lot of the card draw because of the 7 card cap, particularly early in the game when you can't play more than one card per turn until you build up resources. Maybe it's just too hard to build a really bad deck.

[Killtrend]

You'll have a max hand early, but that's ok. Just save the santas.

[kentuequi]

Your strategy with majiya looks similar with your Gravebella's one, which one do you prefer ?

[Killtrend]

Lol. I prefer not suiciding.

How are they similar? Ha