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    When you write so much in this thread..... Damn!

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    Hahaha, some of these are pretty funny. I like this thread.

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    - if you cut yourself while playing poker to try to get an extra card.

    - if you look for a playing card after getting into a fight.

    - if you ever say "It's alright, I've got stoneskin" in real life.

    - if you suggest they should "buff" the meal sizes in the canteen.

    - if you complain about the nerf to your pay.

    - when you wish you could play a mind control on the annoying a-hole at work and make him attack the boss.

    - when something get's in your way, and you find yourself looking for a shriek.

    - if you dress up as any character at a fancy dress, then go sick cos they don't know who 'Brutalis' is...

    - if you've posted even one suggestion in this thread....

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    When you wish to cast Retreat! when seeing a flown face of your wife.

    When you feel +2 Health when playing SE on iPad at bed while ignoring your wife

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    When you're wondering why your "Poison Gas" does nothing more than get a frown from the guy next to you.

    When you Surprise Attack a co-worker and are surprised when you don't get anything from it.

    When you get a Special Delivery and start freaking out and try to run away.

    When you're out camping and become disappointed when the cuts you got don't get healed after the campfire stories.

    When you're wife/husband says "Now you're mine" seductively and you drop down dead.
    Last edited by danae; 06-27-2011 at 12:52 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by danae View Post
    When you're wife/husband says "Now you're mine" seductively and you drop down dead.
    nice, I chane it to:

    When your wife says "Now you are mine" seductively and you look down at your pants think : it's okay, you costs more than 3.

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    when you avoid seeing the sun.

    when you sing "rain, rain, go away (8)"

    when you're playnig a shooter game and think "I have you at my sight"

    when you think "a 2 dmg bow, used 4 times = 16 dmg"

    when you grab an ipad and feel like a wolf

    when you're washing your teeth and say "what big teeth"

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    when you spend real money for fake money

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    Quote Originally Posted by MattOG View Post

    - when you wish you could play a mind control on the annoying a-hole at work and make him attack the boss.
    this one is hilarious!

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    You start celebrating the birthdays of individual cards

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