Remembering Varyn, the luckiest player in Shadow Era history

**rumsey** · 05-11-2011, 02:34 AM

Gather around the fire children, and let me tell you a tale of tales, a story I like to call "Bullshit."

One day rumsey happened upon a quick game with a player by the name of Varyn. Varyn was a lucky man, or so the story goes, but no one would believe how lucky. This tale begins as Varyn lays down his first resource... let's see what happens.

T1:
spark
----
snake

T2:
spark, spark
----
.....

rumsey's poor snake dies to a savage horde of 3/3 sparks, before he can even lay down a 3rd resource. Oh well, that's life.

T3:
spark
----
.....

rumsey takes 12 damage, putting him at 16

T4:
gargoyle
----
.....

rumsey takes 16 damage and dies, with 3 measly resources on the board. I'm sure someone will wonder, "why didn't rumsey play any cost 2 or 3 allies?" and the answer is, rumsey doesn't own any 2 cost allies that can take on an entire board of 4/4 lame ass sparks.

And so, as the fable passed through the ages it gained the name of "Bullshit." Should you ever encounter the mythical deadly and dangerous Varyn, do a good deed in the name of the vanquished rumsey... and kick his fucking ass.

The end.

**N3rd4Christ** · 05-11-2011, 02:37 AM

Awesome story dude made me laugh

**danae** · 05-11-2011, 02:41 AM

Would that have been the shortest match that ended in a completion?

**Drakkon** · 05-11-2011, 02:52 AM

LOL! I love this.

**N3rd4Christ** · 05-11-2011, 02:56 AM

Originally Posted by danae

Would that have been the shortest match that ended in a completion?

Lol what would be even funnier is no rating gain/xp due to "Match was too short to gain any xp" that would have made this ROFL worthy

**tk5** · 05-11-2011, 04:34 AM

Originally Posted by N3rd4Christ

Lol what would be even funnier is no rating gain/xp due to "Match was too short to gain any xp" that would have made this ROFL worthy

Kudos to rumsey for not quitting, very sporting.

**MattOG** · 05-11-2011, 04:38 AM

Meh, I think you played it wrong Rumsey... Just saying.

**Orca** · 05-11-2011, 04:48 AM

With all the stories like OP one, Kyle, I wish you play Logan

in 1.23 till the end of your life =)

p.s. butthurt phase

**Mokap** · 05-11-2011, 04:54 AM

that gave me a good laugh.. an sounded like a nightmare of a round to play!! Haha

**AnAdolt** · 05-11-2011, 06:00 AM

@rumsey Happens, guy. Just how it is sometimes. I've had games like that before. I remember when I used to play Elementals and I was on the dealing end of that. Good times.