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[Wimbled]

A1 Wimbled

Soulforged armor: Sometimes the best defense is a good offence

Shocking grasp: You're not going anywhere!

Vess: The hand is quicker than the eye

Transmogrification curse: I'll curse the very life out of you!

Cutlass: Always one step ahead of you!

All hope is lost: To be... Or not to be.

Dakrath: Run or be prepared to face a horrible death

[LeonTheBarbarian]

Coercion - No hard feelings, right?
Thoughtripper's Cutlass - Thank you for your consideration.
Anarchic Looting - Social unrest can take the wildest forms. / Damn, that marketplace dispute escalated quickly...
Confluence of Fate - The Fate has smiled upon us.
Skervox - Someone has got to lead the charge, right?
Live Together, Die Alone - Where the f..ck have you been?!
Desperate Tactics - Never a good idea to loose hold of your weapon.
Hit List - Prove me wrong but isn't it your mug-shot here? / Headhunting - profession like any other. Only the pay is better.
Cleric of the Asyn - Too late to pray, infidels!!
Bone Sabre - Master Der'Kan's favourite weapon.
Der'kan, the Bone King - I'll be back.
Enslave the Beast - Feel the Spiked Bolas strike you hideous monster!
Oliver Fagin - Come! We have strippers!
Mimic - Whatever you come up with, I can also pull off.
Corpse Shifter - When it comes to handling corpses, he's your guy.
Grimjaw Hydra - A beast so savage, no abilities could shield from it.
Backstab - Don't worry, I've got your back!
Dawn Raid - Most unexpectedly, the raiding party hit at dawn.
Praxix - Everything flows. / Matter is such an elusive concept.
Scriptures of the Righteous - Considered to encompass great knowledge and power. Noone can tell for sure though, as noone has as yet been found pure-hearted enough to be able to read them.
Spirit Shuriken - A blade so sharp it cuts through your very soul.
Zail's Hymn - A mistical enchantment claimed to petrify even the most vicious monsters.
Guardian of Unaxio - The Brotherhood has sworn to protect you, my Lord. We are no substitute to a proper armor though, Sir.
Cryptspawn Tormentor - Restless soul, imprevious to all but mortal wounds.
Yari Marksman - The archers of the Yari were trained to seek out and fire at will at enemies' armies' officers.
Final Flourish - Bound together in agony.
Reverberate - For every action triggers some kind of re-action.
Mark of the Feared - Some deemed it a Curse. Others a blessing.
Necromancer's Shroud - My willpower shall reanimate you.
Charred Cowl of the Damned - Rise, my fellows!! Rise and claim the world you are due!!
Rilard's Buckler - Only the most foolhardy of men agreed to become the Protectors. Rilard was the most reckless of this lot, therefore he's remembered as the Patron of all Protectors.
Sindarok Apprentice - For the first few years in the Academy they were solely trained in martial arts. That s why it is so hard to physically hurt them without getting harmed yourself.
Justicar Alysia - Lets purge this evil together, my friend.
Wily Smuggler - Warzone deliveries paid extra. Also... no refunds, got it?
Looter's Baton - Urban environments require tools of specific.. umm.. "utility".
Xander, Yari Captain - In civilian life? An undisputed heavyweight boxing champion.
Spitfire Hound - As destructive as oozing lava itself.
Soulbound Armor - "It... lives!!"
Wulven Rally - "Herded together they did, terrible howling their beacon..." - unidentified Balor peasant survivor.
Threbin the Righteous - No more negotiations. Hammer time!!
Nathanias, People's Champion - Great trimuph of Democracy: the mightiest of all country's warriors - elected by popular vote!
Drangis, Lord of the Hunt - "Tally-ho!"
Overwhelm - "This ain't no assault but a ruthless stampede!!" - A Balor officer during siege of Mount Balor.
Thriss Demolitionist - I feel like breaking something! / Contemporary items are just so fragile.
Midnight Howl - Only slightly less terrifying than the infamous Shriek of Vengence.
Gravemonger - Who said corpses are just redundant waste?
Gold-Laced Shield - Best defense is a mighty offense.
Dread Wolf - As swift as the death itself.
The Last Harvest - Ripe and juicy.
Cinderborn Fatebreaker - "Technically speaking it remains impossible to avert Fate. It can, however, be distorted by breaking the causality continuum (...)" - An Introduction to Advanced Sorcery, vol. VIII.
Devoted Knight - I may pass away but my faith will strenghten our cause.
Loom of Fate - Embrace your Fate.. and hope for the best...
Snowland Spotter - Snowfall dramatically changes the game for both hunters and their prey alike.
Packmaster's Helm - One of the very scarce items Wulven savage beasts seem to hold in esteem.
Bloodfang - "Hey, Swan, we're coming for you!!"
Riphide - "Knock-knock, meatbags!"
Death from Above - Never saw it coming.
Wulven Resilience - The unparalleled vitality only savage, predatory beasts possess.
Ravager Zealot - Frantically eager to enter the fray... even by the standards of Ravagers!
Garth's Concoction - "Sweet dreams, sucker."
Strength of Conviction - It's always easier to kill those, who you condemn.
Amulet of Conjuring - You can summon more with the help of a right catalyst object.
Lythian Shackles - Widely rumored as an ulitimate restrainer.
Will to Fight - A quality that not many possess nowadays.
Sword of Might - A blade of Heavy duty.
Hunter's Gambit - A bald push. Very Hunter-like.
Platinum Chainmail - "Hey, turds, you'll need to do better than THAT if you want to hurt me in this thing".
War Flail - "That armor is gonna do you no good."

[tman507]

Some more:

Boooomerang: As they pondered its origins, suddenly it flew right back at their face.

Wulven Tactician: The Wulvens had learned a thing or two about military strategy.

Weevil-tipped Crossbow: "Those strange Shadow insects are actually quite useful." -Gwenneth

Yari Marksman: "Strength in numbers you say? You'd best rethink that statement."

Twilight Opportunist: Circling high above, waiting for the orders to attack.

Mimic: "It's not a perfect copy, but it will still mean your demise." -Zaladar

Oliver Fagin: "You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys."

Exaltation: Unlimited POWER!!! (To be read in the voice of Palpatine.)

Thoughtripper's Cutlass: A weapon best used by trained hands.

Stardust Extractor: There was much to be gained from the power of the stars.

Stardust Ampliflyer: A true ally makes those around him stronger.

Grimjaw Hydra: A savage beast that derives Pleasure from Pain.

Incendiary Curse: Cursed to burn, for all eternity.

Frying Pan: Battle now. Bacon later.

Bloodpack Shaman: Even the other Wulvens weren't sure what to make of his mystical powers.

Chains of Torment: Luckily, Priests weren't particularly fond of using chains.

Cryptspawn Tormentor: Haunting your nightmares. Again and again.

Crystal Shards: Even fragments of the Shadow Crystals were found to have great power.

[frost09]

Oliver fagin: step right in, we've got free booze
Cutlass: a weapon made to steal and destroy
Frying pan: when life gives you a frying pan, turn it into a weapon
Marksman: eyes on the target
Blood pack shaman: the magic of the shamans resembled that of the necromancers
Grimjaw hydra: what doesn't kill you makes your stronger
The bigger they are: the harder they fall
The harder they fall: the bigger they are

[frost09]

Xander, yari captain: the arival of the captain gave strength to the soldiers

[SamuelJ]

Oliver Fagin: "Red rover, red rover..."

[Wimbled]

Fagin: Come here kid, I have the perfect candy bar for you

[tman507]

And more:

Dawn Raid: The bright morning sun blinded them to the enemies' arrival.

Grave Resistance: Even the Dead possessed a strong will to live.

Aetherborn Wisp: Many a traveller was mystified by the strange glow shining from within the forest.

Loom of Fate: Weaving many Fates into a single tapestry of doom.

Hit List: When it comes to Rogue dealings, most gains were Ill-Gotten.

Mettle of the Warrior: The freezing winds of Lyth produced the most hardened Warriors.

Ricochet Trap: Like stepping on a rake.

Yari Vanguard: Only the most steadfast of Warriors can slay the great dragon.

Urigon's Fang: Encased within the ice, the fang of the great beast was discovered.

Vision of Endia: It was just a nightmare... or was it?

Sword Thief: "That's weird, my sword was here a second ago." -Palace Guard

Tombstone Beacon: The Undead were drawn together, ready to begin the great ritual.

Reverberate: "The pain! The agony! Make it stop! Make it stop!"

Soulbound Armor: A simple sacrifice can bring even the inanimate to life.

Final Flourish: Going out with a bang.

[Veles]

Lyrics from Michael Jackson Thriller:

Bloodpack Shaman: "It's close to midnight, something evil's lurking from the dark"
Wulven Rally: "Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart"
Soothjaw: "You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it"
Griptooth: "You start to freeze as horror looks you right between your eyes" (this one would be awesome for Forgotten Horror lol)
Death from Above/Riphide: "And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about to strike"

Grave Resistance: "The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of forty thousand years"
Tombstone Beacon: "And grisly ghouls from every tomb are closing in to seal your doom"
Cryptspawn Tormentor: "And though you fight to stay alive your body starts to shiver"
Dakrath/Der'kan the Bone King: "For no mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller"

[Veles]

Mark of the Feared: Both a blessing and a curse.
The Bigger They Are: ...146
The Harder They Fall: 136...
Twilight Lifebringer: "I shall guide us to the Twilight"
Sindarok Apprentice: Sindarok mages draw power from their faith.
Splicer's Crown: "It's alive!"
Splicer's Crown: "It needs more limbs!"
Ritualist's Headdress: "Lets commence the ritual"
Necromancer's Shroud: "Dead will be your puppets, and you, their puppet master."
Justicar's Cape: "We must make haste to purge the evil."
Wulven Tactician: Best tacticians excel during moments of disadvantage.