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[tman507]

*Bump* Here's the cards that still don't have any entries:

Aural Battery
Curse of the Aldmor
Eleanor, Princess of Ellos
Ellos' Resolve
Embers of the Just
Emore Crossbow
Knight of Unaxio
Lythian Shackles
Packmaster's Helm
Pithing Spear
Ravager Zealot
Robes of Mending
Will to Fight

[tman507]

Yari Bladedancer: Yari fighters are even quicker than a sandstorm.

Metamorphic Cloak: It was found that energy could be transferred from one object to another.

Strength of Conviction: Those with the strongest faith were blessed with the greatest power.

Garth's Concoction: A sudden strike leading to a slow and painful death.

Midnight Sentinel: He strikes from his lonely perch high atop the mountains.

[a player]

Aural Battery
Curse of the Aldmor "It can be uncomfortable perching on the horns of a dilemma."
Eleanor, Princess of Ellos
Ellos' Resolve "Take heart. Be steadfast. Our god is with you."
Embers of the Just "Just to shine some Light into the Darker corners."
Emore Crossbow"With this I'll set the world on fire!"
Knight of Unaxio
Lythian Shackles "There are times when the littlest things make all the difference."
Packmaster's Helm"The granting of health is SO MUCH more than mere healing."
Pithing Spear "In a war of attrition, every little death counts."
Ravager Zealot "Is it even possible to be too hasty?"
Robes of Mending
Will to Fight "There is not a moment to be lost!"

[Jao]

Aural Battery - "I just keep going, and going, and going..."
Curse of the Aldmor - "#$@&%*!"
Eleanor, Princess of Ellos - "With you at my side, I become stronger."
Ellos' Resolve - "No mountain is too tall for me, nor no monsters too big."
Embers of the Just - "From the ashes I will rise to strike you again!"
Emore Crossbow - "It's burning! It's burning! Oh, it's just Emore's Crossbow."
Knight of Unaxio - "With every discard, power. With every power, kill. With every kill, victory."
Lythian Shackles - "In fetters they carried him to Lyth, screaming and weeping all the way through."
Packmaster's Helm - "In winter, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives." (might have an issue with copyright, i dunno)
Pithing Spear - "Finish him!"
Ravager Zealot - "He wasn't good for anything other than ravaging zealously."
Robes of Mending - "I heal you, you mend me."
Will to Fight - "It's not that I'm excited to die. I'm just excited to fight, you see?"
Aetherborn Wisp - "Stop throwing those away! I can still use them."
All Hope is Lost - "Balor, we have a problem."
Amulet of Conjuring - "This if for Ed and Lorraine."
Anarchic Looting - "When the law breaks down, it's every man for himself."
Anmor's Call - "It's not the dead calling, it's Anmor, calling the dead."
Anmor's Elixir- " They say Anmor has found the fountain of youth."
Arada Jewels - "Who needs clothes when you have all these treasures to cover you?"
Ascetic of Aldmor - "Let me teach you how to fast."
Avenger of the Fallen - "You will pay for what you've done to my friends!"
Backstab - "Your back is exposed. Let me take a stab at it."
Bloodfang - "When I call, many answer."
Bloodpack Shaman - "Rise, my Wulven fellows. Rise!"
Bone Sabre - "They say the secret to this blade's strength is milk."
Boooomerang - "Right back at you!"
Brimstone Devourer - "I eat brim and stone for breakfast."
Chains of Torment - "I delight in your pain."
Charred Cowl of the Damned - "Who said you can die?"
Cinderborn Fatebreaker - "You can't do that while I'm here."
Cleric of the Asyn - "Ooh, I love destruction!"
Cleric's Mantle - "The mantle of duty lays heavy upon me."
Coercion - "We're not saying we're going to kill you if you don't pay up. After all, you're going to pay up, aren't you?"
Confluence of Fate - "Fate doesn't care about your plans. Only mine's"
Corpse Shifter - "You know what's worse than a grave digger? Me."
Crown of Ages - "This crown has been in my family for generations."
Cryptspawn Tormentor - "Hahaha! You can't get rid of me that easily!"
Crystal Shards - "By the knife's edge, I will live!"
Dagger of Fate - "Your only fate is death."
Dakrath - "I am unstoppable!"
Darkforged Knife - "It was made in darkness. and forged in sin."
Dawn Raid - "There's only one way to start the day right."
Death from Above - "It's a bird, it's a dragon! It's death from above."
Decoy Trap - "Trust me. I'll lead them away from you."
Deepwood Bobcat - "Don't be afraid of my pet. He only bites when I tell him to."
Der'kan, the Bone King - "I'm the King of Bones, not the Bone King. Don't mistake me for a pervert."
Despair - "There is no hope. Only certain death."
Desperate Tactics - "When all else fails, throw your weapon at the enemy."
Devoted Knight - "I will die for you."
Drangis, Lord of the Hunt - "Tonight, we hunt."
Dread Wolf - "Let me sharpen my claws on you."
Dreadclaw Totem - "Shh! Don't make too much noise or you'll wake them."
Energy Extraction - "This is harder than pulling a tooth."
Enslave the Beast - "You shall not pass!"
Evolving Abomination - "If you do nothing, I get stronger. If you call no one, I live longer. What am I?"
Exaltation - "Gloo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo-ria! In excelsis deo..."
Final Flourish - "By my death, you shall die!"
Flameborn Defiler - "Fire doesn't burn me."
Flameforged Gauntlets - "If you play with fire, you get fired up!"
Flameforged Scepter - "Through the fire, to the limit to the wall..."
For Unaxio! - "Wait, what's our rallying call again?"
Fortified Wisp - "Why can't you kill it? It's just a goddamned wisp!
Frying Pan - "True warriors don't need swords."
Garth Ravensoul - "Let me give you a flesh wound that'll kill you."
Garth's Concoction - "Two shots of ale, one pinch of Wolfsbane, a drop of nightshade, equals one salty customer."
Glass Chalice of Knowing - "Take this to Jon."
Glimmer of Hope - "So you're saying there's a chance?"
Gold-Laced Shield - "This is a very expensive buckler!"
Grave Resistance - "Why won't these things die?"
Gravemonger - "What do you call a guy who spreads rumor among the dead?"
Griffoncrest Dagger - "Would you like me to cut it off?"
Grimghast - "She gives me the creeps."
Grimjaw Hydra - "Cut one off, and two more appear."
Griptooth - "As long as I stand, the pack will survive!"
Gromm's Axe - "When claws are not enough."
Guardian of Unaxio - "Let me ease your burden and take away your pain."
Helm of Saymeht - "Save the world. Please recycle!"
Hit List - "Consider it done."
Hunter's Gambit - "I used to be good."
Incendiary Curse - "TF you looking at?"
Justicar Alysia - "Judgement day is upon you."
Justicar's Cape - "Slow to judge, but quick to act."
Live Together, Die Alone - "I don't play well with others."
Loom of Fate - "All magic, comes with a price."
Looter's Baton - "I'm just gonna borrow it for a bit."
Lythian Sledgehammer - "Only the strongest warriors can wield me."
Mark of the Feared - "You've been marked."
Meat Wagon - "And at night, he goes around, collecting the bodies of the dead."
Metamorphic Cloak - "Let me just change one quick second."
Mettle of the Warrior - "The true test of a warrior comes not in the fighting, but after it."
Midnight Howl - "Fancy a midnight snack?"
Midnight Sentinel - "The shadows are my friend."
Mimic - "Stop copying me!"
Nathanias, People's Champion - "If you call, I will come."
Necromancer's Shroud - "Rise my champions, rise!"
Obelisk of Echoes - "Are you there? (there, there, there, there....)"
Oliver Fagin - "Please come in."
Overwhelm - "Superiority by numbers."
Pack an Extra - "I better bring one more."
Phoenix Urigon - 'I die to rise again."
Platinum Chainmail - "Light and heavy-duty."
Plightbred Runt - "My precious..."
Praxix - "Hi, my name is Miller."
Pride of the Yari - "Together, we are strong."
Rapacious Vermin - "Kill them all!"
Reactorary - "Fire, bones, and death."
Redux Channel - "Rinse, and repeat."
Reverberate - "You're not going to escape that easily."
Ricochet Trap - "It bounced back!"
Righteous Strike - "Only the righteous will survive."
Rilard's Buckler - "Let me protect you."
Riphide - "Where shall I hunt, master?"
Ritualist's Headdress - "I accept your offering."
Road Less Traveled - "And that has made all the difference."
Rod of Smiting - "I shall smite every unbeliever!"
Saymeht's Retribution - "I've paid for my sins"
Scriptures of the Righteous - Words aren't just words. They contain power to those who know how to wield it."
Shock Conductor - "He took being electrifying literally."
Shocking Grasp - "Wanna shake hands?"
Shriek of Revulsion - "Ahhhh! What the hell is that?"
Sindarok Apprentice - "Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Skervox - "Tell the general to hurry up! I can't keep stalling them!"
Skilled Ironmonger- "When I'm done with it, it'll be good as new."
Slingblade Demon - "Guys, where the hell are you guys? I can't see you."
Snowland Spotter - "I'll give you two chances..."
Soothjaw - "Don't hurt my pack damn you!"
Sorcerer of Endia - "Be gone!"
Soulbound Armor - "Have you seen my brother, Edward?"
Spirit Shuriken - "Only spirit ninjas can throw me."
Spitfire Hound - "Careful, it spits fire."
Splicer's Crown -
Stardust Ampliflyer
Stardust Extractor
Startleshell Vest
Stoneskin
Strength of Conviction
Sword of Might
Sword Thief
Tala Pureheart
Templar Champion
The Bigger They Are
The Harder They Fall
The Last Harvest
Thoughtripper's Cutlass
Threbin the Righteous
Thriss Assault Plinth
Thriss Demolitionist
Thunderstone Golem
Thunderstrike Construct
Tombstone Beacon
Tome of Blessings
Transmogrification Curse
Twilight Champion
Twilight Eidolon
Twilight Lifebringer
Twilight Opportunist
Twilight Ritualist
Twilight Warden
Urigon's Fang
Venomflame Archer
Vess Swifthands
Vision of Endia
Viska, The Scarlet Blade
Voidwalker's Gauntlet
Vozitian Trader
War Flail
Wave Collapse
Weevil-tipped Crossbow
Widespread Decay
Will to Fight
Wily Smuggler
Wooden Spear
Wulven Rally
Wulven Resilience
Wulven Scout
Wulven Tactician
Xander, Yari Captain
Yari Bladedancer
Yari Marksman
Yari Vanguard
Ythan Redthorn
Zail's Hymn
Zealous Mystic,

[Veles]

Since Sword of Might doesn't suck anymore with latest buff I am adding another entry for it: "Vozitian Ironmongers have been perfecting that design for years!"

[SamuelJ]

All Hope is Lost - The battle is won!
Anarchic Looting - Let's settle this hand to hand.
Arada Jewels - The most precious gems in all of Balor.
Aural Battery - This might shock a little.
Avenger of the Fallen - I will have my vengeance.
Backstab - What's that over there?
Boooomerang - I'll be back.
Devoted Knight - You will find me very resourceful.
Eleanor, Princess of Ellos - Keep your hands off me!
Emore Crossbow - Forged from the fires within the Emore.
Evolving Abomination - It just keeps growing.
Glass Chalice of Knowing - Choose your destiny.
Gravemonger - Bring out your dead!
Justicar's Cape - Ready yourself for battle!
Lythian Shackles - These should give us time.
Mimic - Anything you can do I can do better.
Necromancer's Shroud - Rise from the grave and fight!
Oliver Fagin - What's yours is mine.
Overwhelm - The more, the merrier.
Phoenix Urigon - Kill me once shame on you, kill me twice I'm dead.
Reactorary - You cannot get rid of me that easily.
Riphide - Better not let him in!
Soulbound Armor - Crafted to protect or serve.
Will to Fight - Let me at em!
Ythan Redthorn - I would like to see you try that again.

[Dktrinolcour]

Aetherborn wisp
"From the void there's a light, I wouldn't go to that one" -Lance Shadowstalker-

[Dktrinolcour]

Elanor, princess of ellos:
"Stand by my side and become untouchable." -tala pureheart-

[Dktrinolcour]

Will to fight:
"Patience.... what for." -Rothem, King of Layar-

[Dktrinolcour]

Yathan Redthorn:
"Wait... They will turn then we strike with haste and efficiency."