Aural Battery: "The sentencing range for aural battery can range from a Class A misdemeanor to a Level 1 felony"
Curse of the Aldmor:"curse the poor lighting that gave me red eyes"
Eleanor, Princess of Ellos:"the next Disney princess"
Ellos' Resolve:"like all new years resolutions, liable to be cancelled at any moment"
Embers of the Just:"because sometimes just people burn"
Emore Crossbow:"when you don't have enough crossbows, you get emore"
Knight of Unaxio:"my armor has nipples"
Lythian Shackles:"these do not come with warranty"
Packmaster's Helm:"for humans pretending to be wolves"
Pithing Spear:"because birds are the real source of shadow energy"
Ravager Zealot:"item or ability not included"
Robes of Mending:"she never learned how to braid her hair"
Will to Fight:"my name is Will"
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