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    Eternal Troll:
    "What do you call a Human hero with no arms, no legs, stuck with a Wooden Spear?
    Give up? Lance!"

    "Know what you call two legless guys hanging from a window?
    Kurt 'n' Rod."

    "Whaddya call a gent who keeps crashing his chariot?
    Rex."

    "Know what to call an armless, legless ally who's been stuck to the wall?
    Art! What if his tongue was cut out? Tasteless Art.
    The leftover limbs and tongue? Pieces of Art."

    "Five armless, legless guys and Aramia floating around in the sea?
    Bob, Bob, Bob. Bob, Bob, Aramia!"
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    What d'ya call the guy Tiger Wulf attacked?
    Claude!
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    What the heck is a Reptile dysfunction?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a player View Post
    Asked the guy responsible for 'Sword Gobbler' et al....
    Ok, last few lines, horrible Dad jokes, I know I tell them....

    But this , Fun Fact, you point out here, needs exploration!

    Layarian Diplomat says.......

    To many Heros with weapons? Why not pack a Sword Gobbler or two?

    I don't know about you, but I only release my Sword Gobbler after the second sword shows up!

    Facing Gwenn? Try your Gobbler.

    I find multiple Gobblers in my deck get the job done faster!

    When they pack weapons, you pack a Gobbler.

    Check the Merchant out to get your own Sword Gobbler

    Sword Gobbler , playmats and skins , coming soon!

    Have you used your Gobbler today?

    I'd like to thank you all very much for wasting a minute of your day w me here on the SE forums.
    I'd also like to take this opportunity to say goodbye for a while as I'm sure a ban is coming right at me! And rightfully so!

    God that was fun.

    Fare well
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    Ythan:
    "I paid Gwen 100 Gold for eight legs of venison. Do you think that was two deer?"
    "Stop making me laugh. You'll make me Puma pants!"

    Garth:
    "Too late!"
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    Troll:
    "Hey! I wanna return this 'Plightbred Runt.' -- It's got a crack in it."
    "Mom? What's a reptile dysfunction?"
    "I had a new idea for a Legendary ally: 'Dark and Stormy Knight'"
    "Father Jericho walks into a bar...
    ...and orders everybody around...."
    "Hellsteed trots into a bar. Bartender asks 'Why the long face?'"
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    Ythan:
    "What do you call a deer without any eyes? No-eyed deer.
    What about a dead deer with no eyes? Still no idea."
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    Eladwen:
    "You look like you've got some ice in your veins. Want some more?"
    "Everybody: Supernova!"

    Logan: "I'd like to buy a new Boooomerang, please...
    ...and could you tell me how to get rid of my old one?"

    Ter Adun: "Tara Dennis? NO relation!"

    Lance: "Did you hear what those pirates are charging for sweet corn?
    A buck an ear!"
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    A Layarian Diplomat walks into a bar and says ...

    lance:
    What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.


    rothem:
    Hail to the king, baby.

    Gravebone:
    I got a bone to pick with you.


    Gravebone
    Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son-of-a-bitch that ever died in battle!

    Boris:
    if he dies...he dies
    Last edited by Buqs; 10-12-2017 at 10:30 PM.
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    Loest... That was dam Brilliant!

    I actually Lol'd in the middle of Starbucks when I read that one!!!

    Layarian Diplomat: Yes, I'm back. It does not matter how many times, or how hard, you tap me... I will always come back.

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