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    A Layarian Diplomat walks into a bar and says ...

    I'm sure you've all seen the tips that the Layarian Diplomat gives you while you wait for an opponent. I think the same 16 or so have been going round for about the past year ... which we all know has four seasons called Planter (Spring), Sun (Summer), Harvester (Autumn) and Hearth (Winter).

    Well, I've just added another 7 tips, and we plan to add more, but we thought it would be nice to also add some jokes in there as well!

    This is where you come in, because obviously none of the developers or Board Members have a sense of humour!


    Please use this thread to post jokes you think the Layarian Diplomat could say on the Waiting for Opponent screen.

    The best ones will get used and we'll reward the poster with a random foil.


    Example of a bad one that won't get picked: Which hero is most likely to fit under a door? Loest.

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    Layarian diplomat says: waiting times feel too long? Then ask the board how can you help the game reliasing new cards soon
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    Director of Development Gondorian's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spartan View Post
    Layarian diplomat says: waiting times feel too long? Then ask the board how can you help the game reliasing new cards soon
    That's a good joke for here but we can't use that, as I'm sure you know.

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    A Layarian Diplomat walks into a bar. A Layarian Seductress asks him, "Is that a Fire Snake in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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    I can't think of anything that is not blatantly sexual.

    Exceed The Challenge

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    I am hurt by the OP. We all know that I am hilarious!

    Jericho: "I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me."

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    The loest joke is a belter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamuelJ View Post
    I am hurt by the OP. We all know that I am hilarious!

    Jericho: "I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me."
    It's only meant to be stuff said by LD ... for now.

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    A Layarian Diplomat walks into a bar, the bartender says here's one of the nastiest 2 millileters we serve...


    (In medical terms a millileter is equal to a cc)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamuelJ View Post
    A Layarian Diplomat walks into a bar, the bartender says here's one of the nastiest 2 millileters we serve...


    (In medical terms a millileter is equal to a cc)
    It's meant to be a joke not a course in medicine.

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