A Layarian Diplomat walks into a bar and says ...

[a player]

=)

[Buqs]

nishAven:

I don’t give a damn about living or dying anymore; all I care about is taking as many as those demons back to hell as I can.




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[a player]

Ythan:
"I can't get no
pure-leaf action."
"Though I tried...
...played my Pride."

Zhanna:
"And I cried.
Threw my Tide"

[a player]

Gravebone:
"'I see', said Sun-blighted One,
as he picked up the hammer and saw."

Boris:
"'You don't say', said the tongueless squire,
as he picked up a wheel and spoke."

[a player]

Darkclaw:
"Does this troll taste funny, to you?"
"The Diplomat says 'only Santa Claus's immediate family will be permitted to wear the familiar red suit. To see who is authorized, refer to the attached clauses.'"
"I.C., said the Lone Wolf, as he picked up the VLSI."

[Gondorian]

Gravebone:
"'I see', said Sun-blighted One,
as he picked up the hammer and saw."

Boris:
"'You don't say', said the tongueless squire,
as he picked up a wheel and spoke."

I love these!

[a player]

Mages:
"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since Balor's been turning.
We didn't start the fire. And it just goes on 'n' on 'n' on and on...."

[a player]

Troll:
"A randy Layarian lass, less than one league distant, wishes to meet you for hand-holding, card games, and possible long-term relationship.
Please reply via pigeon if interested."

[a player]

Victor:
"What do you call a thirsty Hunter?
Beerstalker.
If the Hunter's on a diet?
Great Lite Hunter.
On a diet and on the wagon?
Tab Hunter."

[Kip thorp]

So, I. Seeing some troll statements, pretty close