A Layarian Diplomat walks into a bar and says ...

[tolerance]

“It’s your time to shine in the world championship, have you found the registration portal?”

“Your opponent is having a hard time getting up after hangover”

“Get back to work! Your boss is standing behind you!”

“Your opponent is polishing his sword…”

[Kip thorp]

Layarian diplomat walks into a bar and says ......(on the serious side)

ShadowEra.com, check it out!

Wanna talk to a real player? ShadowEra.com

I wonder if you found the forums yet? ShadowEra.com

Look, if your not gonna listen to me....Sharowera.com

Listen, for once, just listen! ShadowEra.com

[Buqs]

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[Ross013]

One day I'll escape from this weird box...thing....

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[Gondorian]

Hi all. We've got a change in 3.51 where the Waiting "tips" can now specify a hero avatar to use instead. And also Eternal Troll.

So get your thinking caps on and churn out some funny material to be said by them while people are waiting for a match to start.

I was thinking Eternal Troll could just give fake tips or insult people:

"The best way to avoid the Shuffle Bug is to enter the deckbuilder three times before starting a Rated match."
"Are you sure you want to play this match with *that* deck?"
"Did you know that it's possible to change cards in your deck to make it better?"
"That's a really great rating for a beginner. Well done!"
"They say making mistakes is the best way to learn. You must know this game inside-out by now."

[a player]

Eternal Troll:
"I shuffled all your best cards to the bottom of the deck. Hope that helps!"
"Do you enjoy funny patterns? All your heavy cards are bunched together. You'll see what I mean...."
"Just stall your opponent for the first ten or twelve turns. Your luck will certainly change by then."
"Yecchh! You're gonna need some new card sleeves. Jericho has been 'handling' your cards (if you know what I mean.)

[a player]

Victor:
"Check out the rack on THAT beast!"
"You look like you've got some Hunter in you. No? Want some?"

[Gondorian]

Victor:
"Check out the rack on THAT beast!"
"You look like you've got some Hunter in you. No? Want some?"

Do you think we can get away with that?

[a player]

Jericho: "Oh, Spark! I thought you said Spork!"
Troll: "Search the webs for 'Serena Superdraw'. You'll thank me later."
Boris: "In these parts 'VD' stands for Valiant Defender"

[a player]

You can ALWAYS get away with double entendres....