Ganjamus's Cooking Serena (2.90)

[Ganjamus]

Serena Thoughtripper

4x Skilled Ironmonger
2x Layarian Diplomat
4x Zailen Crusader
3x Sword Thief
2x Night Owl
3x Lyra Blackrose

4x Backstab
3x Silent Strike
2x A Legend Rises

4x Hit List

4x Frying Pan
4x Thoughtripper's Cutlass

Total: 39 + Hero

Thought I'd take a break from serious deckbuilding and venture into something a little more "out there." This deck functions much like a rush deck with a few more defensive options.
The preferred start is:
T1 Frying Pan
T2 Ironmonger
T3 Crusader + attachment

From there on just adapt to whatever it is you're facing. Never be afraid to buff that Pan T3 to discard one of the opponent's cards if it means disrupting their sac order, but be smart about it i.e. don't do it they have 5 or more cards in hand.

There is a lack of item destruction but feel free to sub in Stop, Thief! if you feel you don't need Diplomat, but be warned, Nightshades will step all over you.

Hope some of you enjoy playing this as much as I do

[fordfff]

This will definitely break the meta when people realize the true potential of kitchenware.

[Ganjamus]

I await the eventual renaming of Frying Pan to Thoughtripper's Cookery.

[Cosmic Giggle]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...Frying Pan isn't a very lore friendly name. Iron Skillet would be much better. And the art should be the Skilled Ironmonger's wife hitting him upside the head with it. It's well known that the wives of Iron Mongers are very violent and abusive. And the text could read, "Everyday he regrets getting her that skillet." Or maybe, "He got her that skillet in hope for some eggs."

[Snowdropfox]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...Frying Pan isn't a very lore friendly name. Iron Skillet would be much better. And the art should be the Skilled Ironmonger's wife hitting him upside the head with it. It's well known that the wives of Iron Mongers are very violent and abusive. And the text could read, "Everyday he regrets getting her that skillet." Or maybe, "He got her that skillet in hope for some eggs."

+1

Tupperware Party: When your Hero kills an ally in combat, you'll get yourself something fresh 'right out of the box' and heal 1 dmg. /s

Cookingware is the new meta tho.

[Buqs]

add sorcerous poison for the ultimate food poisoning combo

[Ganjamus]

add sorcerous poison for the ultimate food poisoning combo

No, Serena is a good housewife

[Cosmic Giggle]

It's about time the devs acknowledge that all of these allies need to be eating something. Evolving Abomination didn't get so big by microwaving Hot Pockets™. I bet Serena could do some damage with a pair of chopsticks. Or she could also put her hair up in a cute little bun.

[Delay of Game]

No need to justify this deck. You had me at "Frying Pan..."

[Armoek]

Should be good once they release the bacon and eggs card.