Romance in Shadowera

[HumanPriest]

I know I know, sorry but it's true! I don't make the rules but seriously I can't think of a sentence that is made worse by including "lesbian" in it.

E.g:
"Just heading out for lunch, back soon"
"Just heading out for lesbian lunch, back soon"

See what I mean?!

Haha... in real life, I NEVER disclose to any new guy I meet that I have had experimented with women before for two reasons: 1) some of them are actually turned off by that and 2) some of them are actually turned on by that then the idea of a 3some with him, me, and another woman is implanted in his mind!

[Heidrek Rampant]

Sorry priest, we can't help it - it's hard wired into us!

I need to rein this in or the conversation could end up in places it shouldn't go!

[HumanPriest]

Sorry priest, we can't help it - it's hard wired into us!

I need to rein this in or the conversation could end up in places it shouldn't go!

Yeah, probably a good idea since we got sidetracked from the original post I made.

Anyhow, I would LOVE to see a card like this:

Kiss of Death
Priest Ability
Cc: 5

Destroy target creature and your hero is healed for the destroyed creature's casting cost.

If I had this card, I would reduce the number of Tidal Wave and Healing Touch in my deck and make more room for other defensive cards!