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    How to deal with the disproportional cards

    Clearly, most of the female cards in this game are absurdly OP due to their abundant ... proportions. How are we supposed to win while so distracted? I finally figured out how to properly balance them while playing against Majiya, because she's not OP. Why isn't Majiya OP? Because her proportions are already offset by a
    MUSTACHE!!


    So much easier to defeat because her distracting figure is balanced by a finely trimmed mustache, no? If they all had mustaches, this game would be perfectly balanced.







    See?

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    Men like our women pretty.. not with mustaches.

    At least you only put a milk mustache on Majiya or all the Majiya fans would bash you left, right, and center.

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    No no, Majiya's stache already exists - in game. Check it out next time. It makes me laugh every time. That was kind of my point.

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    That's just bad image compression, here's the hi-res.

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    Leave Maji alone!

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    this post is WIN, eagerly awaiting the alternate card artworks to show up at the merchant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sisyphos View Post
    Leave Maji alone!
    Like I said, hers is already there! It just grew naturally.

    can't ... stop ... staring ...

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    This thread is both hilarious and a perfect example of the transparent sexism in the card art.

    I would love to see some of the male cast wearing tutus though ;P
    And Brutalis with faerie wings! ^_^
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    They all work except jasmine it just looks like her natural hair flow over her face
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    This is too much.... i would love to see this happen to the cards for say april fools...
    For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ, for it is the power of God to salvation for everyone who believes, for the Jew first and also for the Greek.
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