What do you do?
Love it back.
Sell it back.
Is it legally homicide if I throw it out the window?
Is it legally torture if I unplug it and keep it in the basement?
Is it safe to fuck a TV?
Where'd that soul come from? Is it possible to bring them back to life?
Where'd that soul come from? Is it possible they can pay rent?
Watch nothing but murder mysteries.
Watch nothing but pornography.
Run. Run as far as you can and never stop running.
What do you do?
85-Card mini-set: Gate of the Steelbound.
So you want to take a poll? ∙ Affectionate TV ∙ Transvestite Twin ∙ Racist Cow ∙ Bag of Dicks
The pen is mightier than the sword, but actions speak louder than words.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts.
Sometimes a little chaos is in order.
Is she hot?
Buried Treasure of Nanana
Warrior of the Blue Phoenix/ Greatness, Reborn
My tournament achievements
I love your polls Ekoz.
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Wait... It's a poll? Can't see on my tap talk
Buried Treasure of Nanana
Warrior of the Blue Phoenix/ Greatness, Reborn
My tournament achievements
85-Card mini-set: Gate of the Steelbound.
So you want to take a poll? ∙ Affectionate TV ∙ Transvestite Twin ∙ Racist Cow ∙ Bag of Dicks
The pen is mightier than the sword, but actions speak louder than words.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts.
Sometimes a little chaos is in order.
Why do I have a TV?
Why does she suddenly have a soul? Does she have memories dating back from when it was a normal TV? Are there other TVs like her? Does she converse purely through snippets of sitcoms and ads? Would I still have to pay for cable? Is she a legally-registered citizen? Why does she love me? Am I that attractive lying on a pile of 3-day old nacho wrappers binge watching Gilmore Girls? Does she prefer Thai or Chinese food (hopefully neither as I hate both)?
Excelsior!. -..- -.-. . .-.. -.. .. --- .-.!
Eviscerating Tangerine ?
A. Caramel Cakes
B. Cockatrice Chipolatas
C. Cannibalistic Chimichangas
D. Crawl-y Cookies
TrueEt tu .. Carniboar?Failed shot at looking clever. ^Companions!- .-. ..- . / -.-. --- -- .--. .- -. .. --- -. ...!
Insert quote by historical war figure to show my dedication to the game.
It's that time of the year again...
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