Kips Bullsh*t tourney!
Yes that's right , it's here. Step right up and claim you peice of the pie, it's a coconut cream pie btw! But don't ask what the brown stuff is!
"Life's a Sh*t sandwich and we all gotta take a bite!"- Aristotle
Rules , restrictions, regulations and such!
(As follows)
1) you must have access to all cards up to the current expansion (DP) and the ability to use them all, in one deck possibly, naw, just kidding , but your gonna need everything in the card pool!
Ok , seriously now, it's 3 hero's, no deck lock , tech anytime, best of 3 yes you must win by 2-1, get that? It means you have to win 2 games vs the other players 1. Buy a calculator if ya don't get it?
Also you must post all hero's your going to use on this thread, don't PM me, don't yell them out to your girlfriend, wife, mom or dog, I won't hear it, and we can't see it!
2) you must not use any of the hero's you posted, except one, during game 1 of your match! Ok got that? List 3 hero's, discard 2 and use 1 in first match!
After that, it's random hero's, except the ones you discarded!
3) No restrictions on deck composition or size, ( actually, the bigger the better! Don't let anybody tell you different!)
Millstalker is not banned!
But he can't use lone wolf or What big teeth
Amber is fine, but no wepons allowed, or allies!
Boris can't use blood frenzy or any ally below 3 cc cost
Hunters are not allowed to use Soul Seeker, or any traps, or any bow for that matter!
Zal, on the other hand can't use his SE ability, or infinity core, ( the most unfair card in SE , IMO)
Priests can't pray! No banish, no focused prayer, no healing, no tidal wave,
and none of those Sacred fire carrier thingies!
Elementis, can't use allies that are buffed in any way! Or IC!
Mages, no burn cards! No Nova, No FB, No LS, No anything that might be considered a spell! And no Bad Santa either! ( you got put on the naughty list!)
Rogues! No Anklebreaker! None! Got it! No I'll gotten gains, no stop thief! No smokescreen, no campfire stories, and no allies that are stealthed!
*( nobody can use Serena! She's mine and has no restrictions! )
4)turn order and game freezes or time outs.
That's your problem, I got enough of my own, don't bring you crap to my house!
Fight it out in IRC, pm each other to death, call Kyle, Wulven, or anybody you want, but I didn't design the system, so it's not my fault! Unless you decide that both of you should play again! If so:
The first game is random
The second game is random
The third game can only be played on the 5th Thursday of any given month, that starts with the letter "P"
Got it!
5)all matches must be played within 1 hour of posting the decks you aren't gonna use, except the 1 deck you are gonna use, unless it's the 5th Thursday of the month starting with "p" . If that's the case then revert to a deck you did not post, because your were going to use it, and henceforth will be able to, within the first hour of posting the decks!
Can I make it any simpler?
Ok it should all be clear now! Lets list the prizes!
1st place, 10,000 BSC, ( bullsh*t Shadow Crystals: redeemable in any Chuck-e-Cheese, if you speak to the manager and wink!)
2nd place 3000 BSC ( redeemable at the same establishment, but you gotta buy him dinner this time!)
3rd place .... Not a dam thing! What you couldn't play harder, build a better deck? Tech your opponent when you had no idea what he was brining? My god you people want something for nothing! Losers!
Ok , everybody rush to sign up, it's gonna fill up quick
Post you IGN
Your SE or Other Forum name
Your primary email address
A creditcard ( for age verification)
Your blood type
Your mothers maiden name
My mothers maiden name
Your favorite color ( puke , is not a color btw, there are to many forms of it!)
( neither is Sh*t or BullSh*t, for the same reason!)
Real! Name, address, social security number or EU ID number
A skin sample
Urine test sample
A favorite pets name! ( but only ones who died )
And finally a time you might be able to play! ( remember there are restrictions on game play time, so you might wanna be quick!)
Ok , GL & HF!
"Ohh yeah, if you think you have any other rules, regulations, restrictions or better ideas for this tourney, feel free to post them!
( what else do I got to do here till SF drops?)
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