Yo Momma Game

[Jo3yb0i]

Hello there fellas. Well why don't we have a few jokes and be creative.

Rules are simple:

1. Must use a SE reference in the joke
2. Don't get too personal
3. Use "yo momma is soo...." Format
4. Be funny =]

I'll start

Yo momma is so fat her ass is bigger than Jasmine =]

[FlyingFerrari]

Yo mama so fat... Lance SE ability FAILED while using it on her!

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[nerull7]

Yo momma is so fat she gained Steadfast on entering the board

[Gondorian]

Yo momma is so stupid she played Retreat! to try to get more chocolate cake

[Mip]

Yo momma is so lazy, not even a magic portal can get her hasted.

[Gondorian]

Yo momma is so ugly, when she went on a date with Ogloth, he was the looker.

[Lightning Fury]

yo momma is so slow moonstalker gave up trying to mill her

[busti]

Yo momma so fat, the opponent champion of irum gain +2/+2 !

Yo momma so fat, itf dont work on her!

Yo momma so big, she protects aeon !

[Unruler]

Yo mama is so fat, she destroys her own armor.

[Gondorian]

Yo momma is so fat you can't play Surprise Attack on her.

Yo momma is so fat that it takes two players to exile her.