Tip and Tricks on How to Have a Great Starting Hand

[Jo3yb0i]

Tip and Tricks on How to Have a Great Starting Hand

We all know that getting a good starting hand is sometimes the key to winning. I'm here to share some tips and tricks that you can use. Some might think that some of these tips/tricks are bogus, you just sometimes have to try it for yourself. Good Luck =]

DISCLAIMER * Tips and tricks are not 100% proven*

1. Before playing a game, go to World and start a game and see how your starting hand looks. In a way it shuffles your deck.

2. Shake your device right before your game starts. In a way it shuffles your deck. O.O

3. If your religious, pray real quick that your starting hand is good.

4. Give your opponent a worse hand than yours. By logic, if your starting hand is bad and your opponent's starting worse, you should technically have a good hand in comparison to your opponent's

5. If your doing a QM and your waiting for more than 20 seconds that means you will have a horrible starting hand.

6. Wear garlic around your neck.

7. Carry around a piece of kryptonite. (Do not put it in your pants due to its possible effects of shrinkage to your junk.)

8. If luck doesn't work your way, I suggest you do the opposite. Do as many bad luck superstitions as possible. So step on some cracks, break some mirrors, walk underneath a ladder, look for black cats to cross your pathway and spill some salt.

9. Make a deal with the devil so you always have a great starting hand.

10. Go in the bathroom, turn off all the lights and say "Bloody Mary" thirteen times. =]

11. Wear your favorite superhero undies.

12. Don't say "Good Luck" to your opponent just keep it to "Have Fun." In theory, your opponent will have a worse hand than you.

13. Do some math, and make sure the cards that you want in your opening hand are all 4x copies.

14. If all else fails, jump 3 times, clap 4 times, stomp your feet 2 times, do exactly two push-ups and say "I'm going to get a good starting hand because I did this and if it doesn't work I will just look stupid doing it" once.

15. Have someone wish you "Good Luck"

Now go out there and beat some noobs specially now that you have the recipe to having a great starting hand

[Index]

Good luck with wearing garlic around your neck, Joey.

[Master_Savage]

I already used #9 in my yugioh career. I don't think it works twice.

[Zigbigwig]

GLFL.

[Peithoson]

Back in my pokemon days the preferred ritual involved flipping a table over ones head. The best hands were always granted after 3 rotations in the air.

[Preybird]

You forgot smearing your screen with chicken blood.

[Veles]

Very good points, but i disagree with some of them. For example shouldn't kryptonite make your junk a super junk(unless you are already Superman, than yeah, don't do that). And about garlic thing. As I am fan of multiple uses, instead of wearing it around neck you should use it to make hair lotion. It does wonders for your hair volume(it's true), but only thing that repels are women .

[Jo3yb0i]

You forgot smearing your screen with chicken blood.

I knew I forgot this one

[SET Colosal]

Good advice
I'll try #14

+1 for sticky (in your arse)

[FlyingFerrari]

Good advice
I'll try #14

+1 for sticky (in your arse)

I think it should be sticky on a sign, so the OP can bash it on people who don't understand this useful information