Man, oh man, am I sooo excited to bring this build to you. It has been tweaked for months under secret test accounts in beta virtua-blast resistant tablet supercomputers and has been extensively researched in an underwater Cuban military facility. Such enormous energy has been put into this endeavour that the nuclear power released from the creation of this deck blocked out part of the Sun for 7 hours (Transit of Venus, baby! on June 7th. Well, enough chit-chat. It is time to release the monster into the SE forums. You are privileged to be seeing the complete deck list of the best deck in the world (and beyond).
HERE IT IS!
1 x Elementalis [Servant of the Master]
4 x Fire Snake [The Reaper and Master]
4 x Life Infusion [The Master's Weed]
3 x Here Be Monsters [The Master's Delicious Snack]
4 x Shadow Font [Renewable energy source for Elementalis (Servant of the Master) combined with...]
4 x Eternal Renewal [Renewer of Shadow Fonts]
4 x Bazaar [The Master's Shop]
4 x Bad Santa [The Master can manipulate when Santa comes! ]
2 x Armor of Ages [Fashionable Outfit for Elementalis (Servant of the Master)]
30 cards total
You have witnessed an incredible event. Something that will blow up the infrastructure of the universe. Something that will grant infinite power. Something that will Give a DVD with every episode of MLP in existence on it to every brony in da world . This deck has a 98% win rate, regardless of going first or second. The other 2% is when this deck gets owned by those fucking Logan scrubs. And about the 30 card deck size, The Master can travel back in time to 1.25, magically when deck size limits were 30 cards. Don’t ask. So let us dissect this incredible deck..
Elementalis: The Master would much rather own everything solo. Unfortunately, Elementalis has The Master's favourite teddy bear so The Master was forced to recruit Ele...
FIRE SNAKE: REFER TO HIM AS MASTER, ALWAYS! SHIT HE'S OFFENDED NOW! GET DOWN! GET DOWN!
Life Infusion: The Master likes this because he gets armour plating for his scales.
Here Be Monsters: Sometimes, the Master gets hungry in-between destroying worlds and universes. One giant, resource-killing sea monster? The Master looooves seafood.
Shadow Font: One of Ele's conditions for returning The Master's teddy bear. Shadow Energy is like chocolate for him. Maybe because it is purple.
Eternal Renewal: Because Ele is a greedy asshole and wants 48 Shadow Energy through the Shadow Font.
Bazaar: The Master likes shopping here. Mostly because the humans have delicious fried tofu.
Bad Santa: The Master bribed Santa to give him moar fried tofu.
Armor of Ages: The Master can't have the holder of his teddy bear flying around nekkid. The Master especially likes snappy rock-suits.
The game plan for this deck:
T1: Fire Snake
T2: Bazaar
T3: Ele ability on Snake
T4: RAIN DOWN FIRE SNAKE WRATH AND USE INFUSIONS AND SHADOW FONTS AND SHIT!
The deck is incredible. I will show you how incredible.
The master has the power to duplicate himself and create clones! In this photo, you can see a wild Gwenneth cowering in fear at the army of The Masters.
The Master telling Gwen to TITS or GTFO.
Bask in the glory of The Master...
And that is that. Please don't clog this thread up with shit like, "Add more damage sources", or "Your deck appears to have some issues in terms of long term board control", because in doing so, you will be breaking a rift in the cosmos and the aftermath will spawn a meteor on top of your home. Thank you.
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