How do you know I have a new iPhone?

[Padawan Pete]

Because I am telling you. I got the 5 instead of an s4 even though the s4 has superior hardware etc. Suck on that android scum. I will never be poor slobs like you.

[SET Colosal]

Amen

[Deja Vu]

I own a 4s and I approve this message.

[BlanketEffect]

But... the S4 is more expensive... $709 vs the iPhone 5's $659 price tag.

The only reason the ip5 might be more expensive than an S4 is because Apple are Nazi's and don't allow their equipment to be discounted by the carriers.

TL;DR
The original post is incorrect. People who buy the ip5 are both poor AND stupid.

[PP Star 4ever]

But... the S4 is more expensive... $709 vs the iPhone 5's $659 price tag.

The only reason the ip5 might be more expensive than an S4 is because Apple are Nazi's and don't allow their equipment to be discounted by the carriers.

TL;DR
The original post is incorrect. People who buy the ip5 are both poor AND stupid.

+1

[Padawan Pete]

But... the S4 is more expensive... $709 vs the iPhone 5's $659 price tag.

The only reason the ip5 might be more expensive than an S4 is because Apple are Nazi's and don't allow their equipment to be discounted by the carriers.

TL;DR
The original post is incorrect. People who buy the ip5 are both poor AND stupid.

Yup, you keep thinking that while I am out clubbing in my debonair suit. iPhone 5, expensive cocktails and woman all wanting to talk to me. I brush them off, and glance over at a table of nerds in shirts and shorts. One of the unworthys has flip flops on. They are all pretending to text their friends on their phones. They are really just talking to their moms. I sip my drink. I am great. They are not great.

[BlanketEffect]

Lmao

[Unruler]

Looks like someone had epeen enlargement surgery...

[FDL]

Looks like someone had iPeen enlargement surgery...

ftfy

[Zigbigwig]

Welcome back Pete!