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    King of the Hill Game

    We play this in the ASF/ETC forums, and it's a lot of fun. So I'm bringing it here.

    Explanation below (originally written by Whirlowisp)

    There exists a certain hill which possesses no unique qualities. It is in all regards, a mediocre hill. No exquisite wildlife lives on it, no beautiful scenery can be seen from it, and no, owning the hill does not make you the ruler of the universe nor does it make the new expansion come out earlier.

    There is zero reason why anyone would want this run-of-the-mill, dime-a-dozen hill, let alone fight for it. Yet for a reason unknown to even me, everyone wants it. Yes, I want it. You want it. Kyle wants it. My first half-brother-cousin thrice removed wants it.

    To those who haven't heard of this game before, it's really simple. Here's an example:

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    I hire a UFO to kidnap you. My hill.
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    I bore you to death with my Millstalker deck. My hill.
    And so on and so forth. You can't die, just try and be creative with your schemes!

    I'll begin:

    I rise from the ashes to claim my hill.
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    I swing from my sky-hook to take what's mine. My hill.
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    I found the 1000 crystals hidden inside of it... my hill!
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    I stole Kip's 1000 Shadow Crystals and ate them to become a superhuman, and conquered my hill.
    Psalm 91:7 A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you.

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    Zhou left to get his stomach pumped. My hill.
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    Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone.

    Cyrus comes rolling down the hill.

    My hill.
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    There is a goalkeeper in the English Premier League, he plays for West Bromich Albion and is Wales International Goalkeeper.

    His name?

    Boaz Myhill.
    Psalm 91:7 A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you.

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    I use Poison Gas to poison you. My hill.
    "Try and try until you die...or succeed...whichever comes first"

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    I put my gas mask on and drive over you in my HAZMAT response truck.

    My hill.
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    I sprinkled some high quality bird seed on that tree over there!
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