Well, the local mall just got a bomb threat

[Martin JF]

Well, fun stuff! I wanted food, but they wouldn't let anyone in

[Preybird]

Dress up like the bomb squad. They'll let you in.

[Gondorian]

And they will continue until we hit the pre-order goal.

[Derpy Hooves]

And they will continue until we hit the pre-order goal.

It looks like we've gone from the jokes about the expansion to jokes about the pre-order goal.
What will we do if we reach the goal?

Also, Preybird's idea is great, although, you'd need to be IN a team of a bomb squad to truly convince them...
Get to raising that speech craft level, or you'll have to waste about 1,000 drakes just to bribe them to join.

[SamuelJ]

LMAO, Gondorian, do you have a subtle (or obvious) post in each thread about preorders? And will you preorder me some?

[Gondorian]

LMAO, Gondorian, do you have a subtle (or obvious) post in each thread about preorders?

I do what I can to get us there!

[Martin JF]

Well, it's actually a few hours ago, but hey, I thought it was kinda funny :P We heard someone say "hey, they say there is a bomb in here" and everyone just walked out casually like it was just closing normally, lol. I just got in when we were asked to leave :P

And SEE! It was all Gondorian! His fault I didn't get to eat! I blame him!

[BDK16]

Where are your parents Martin? You have to feed yourself? :P

[Derpy Hooves]

And SEE! It was all Gondorian! His fault I didn't get to eat! I blame him!

*Raises pitchfork and torch, then lights pitchfork on fire*

[Martin JF]

Where are your parents Martin? You have to feed yourself? :P

Nah, I was just lazy and wanted junk-food. It was 2 hours til dinner, and I wanted a subway. And then damn Gondorian ruined it all.