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    ingenious hahaha

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    I can imagine this thread on ETC guild forums...
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    Harold approached the village on horseback. Market Day! This will be perfect! Gonna get me some Good Contact…. In situations such as this, A Legend Rises. Harold pressed his way through the dense crowds of the Bazaar. At first, a Scrying Eye is required. "Blonde and buxom! Pay Day! I'd like to give HER a Flesh Infusion…."

    Twilight Tribadism Harold was about to make his mark. Battle Hardened, he pressed himself against the Ass End of the Hero. C'mon, Stand Firm, he muttered. Easy, easy. Just a few more minutes….

    The Perfect Shot! His Lythite Coating left a Lingering Essence up her back. Harold eased away, avoiding attention.

    What's this? EWWWW! Where's the Smegma Jacker that did this? Gimme some paper towels, please! "They call me 'The Bounty Hunter'. Two gold pieces, the roll" cackled the old dude. "Two gold???!!! couldn't we just go to your place, for a little Ass-end of the Whored?"

    "Bounty" crowed the aging merchant, "It's the quicker picker-upper!"
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    The 'plot' unravelled, due to lack of interest, into a series of stupid double-entendres. "What this story really needs," thought Lycra, "is some input from the forums."

    "If only more readers would chime in, the alternative adventures could continue. It might even take off like the Layarian Seductress's dress."

    Please post your own spoofs of character or card names, or give me some ideas where to go.

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    A Reptile Disfunction.
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    This card nerfs all Fire Snakes and Armored Sandworms to 0 attack.

    Flavor text: Mom? What's a reptile disfunction?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unruler View Post
    I can imagine this thread on ETC guild forums...
    I am ashamed I did not think of it first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Preybird View Post
    I am ashamed I did not think of it first.
    Scrupulous Ash Collector of the Blue Phoenix.
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    Golden Shower Era

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    Knight of the Golden Shower

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