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    Dork Prophecies - fan friction

    Lycra Spandex stood on the stone-railed balcony, poised on the balls of her feet, watching the skirmish unfold. While one eye was on the fighting below, Lycra knew her primary task: to take out any enemy reinforcements attempting to enter the fray. Beneath her, Graveboner's face lit up, suddenly suffused with the light of arcane energy.

    A portal. Gotta rock! And Lycra leapt lithely, depriving the Shadow mage of an ally's support.

    "How does this even make sense?", Lycra muttered under her breath to no one in particular. I'm a ninja assassin, but my specialty is to randomly interfere with the flow of battle?

    "I wouldn't know. I'm just a flip-skirt!" It was Jazz, one of the Roseclit 'twins'. Her half-sister Rilly darting out, picking up a whip, and tossing it to Lance.

    "Have a kankle-breaker", he hissed, flicking the weapon at his approaching foe. The beast was ginormous, and appeared to be getting bigger. Yomom the Mutton, one of the largest land animals known in Gaylord, was reputed to have a taste for Asian.

    Rilly blanched. "I'm outta here!"

    To be continued?
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    Does a Kankle breaker only take down enemies with fat ankles?
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    Plot holes: on whose balls Lycra was standing? Whose breast was ginormous?
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    "Relax, Sis. That mother's disabled for at least one turn. 'Sides, I can always distract her with my charms." Jazz said, confidently.

    "Arrrgh! Come fill Mamma's plot-hole!", the unruly gargantuan roared. Apparently, Yomom's mouth wasn't paralyzed….

    "What is this, like turn five?" queried Lycra. "More like seven or eight, if we're all out and have already recovered a weapon."

    Graveboner had vanished, leaving his troops to their fate, as the plot diverged from the ordinary rules of combat. Lycra was secretly pleased she needn't worry about stepping on balls, at least for the moment.

    The humans built a large fire in the square, for warmth, and Lance directed a small fire to be set for the Shadow captives. "Better make it two fires, 'cause when Yomom sits around the fire, she sits AROUND the fire!", he quipped.

    While the girls were given rooms at the local inn, the men would be sleeping rough in order to guard the prisoners. With a little ale in their bellies, the guys eventually needed to make a bit of 'contaminated water'. "Dirk's a small blade", said Lance, grinning.

    "It's the cold!" shrieked Dirk Diggler, indignantly. "Besides, you shouldn't ought to be looking!" "Some kinda pervert, innit?

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    Haha Jazz :P

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    That's what she said.
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    "Actually, I was referring to your name, Dirk: a small blade. But thanks for confirming the rumors...."

    "So... ...why do they call you 'The Doe Stalker'?" Dirk enquired, hoping to change the subject. "You need to be really stealthy, so they don't know you're there until you're right behind 'em, hopefully with a sheer cliff in front." said Lance, with a straight face. "Why?" asked Dirk. "So the doe will push back!"

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    Hilarious!

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