Dark Prophecies Flavor Text Competition!

[NachyoChez]

Hello my darling Shadow Era fans!

It is I, the great and powerful Nachyo, come forth to usher in great news. Dark Prophecies are here and the set will be everywhere before you know it. To hallmark this occasion, we on the Design Team thought it would be a nice chance for a few of you to earn a place in history by writing the Flavor Text for a few of the cards! There's Eternal Fame and Glory on the line, so put on your thinking caps!

The Rules:
Place all entries in a single post in reply to this thread.
You may submit multiple entries for different cards or the same card.
Not all spoilied cards are eligible; only those listed below.
Flavor text may be edited from the original to better fit when needed.
Winners will be announced when the set goes live!

The Cards:
Artful Squire
Wild Berserker
Shatter Ice
Rolling Boulders
Master Trapsetter
Knight of the Golden Dawn
Lyra Blackrose
Smoke Screen
Blood Moon
Temporal Disturbance
Crystal Titan

Layarian Diplomat:
His contest is completed, and the winner selected. We're going to announce it with the rest of the contest winners, so don't despair!

[BDK16]

Awesome! Any prizes?

Reserved.

[Preybird]

Artful Squire - "He stole my weapon! Get him!"
Wild Berserker - "Whatever you do, don't make him angry."
Shatter Ice - "Now, I'll just take this hammer and....."
Rolling Boulders - "You hear something?"
Master Trapsetter - "Shh! They're coming."
Knight of the Golden Dawn - "Oooh, shiny."
Lyra Blackrose - "She'll make you forget your troubles. And everything else."
Smoke Screen - "And like that.... he's gone."
Blood Moon - "I see.... a Bad Moon arising."
Temporal Disturbance - "The fabric of reality isn't as strong as you may think."
Crystal Titan - "A mountain, brought to life by Shadow Energy. Heaven help us."

[bluebird503]

Wild Berserker flavor text : asdfghjklsasd!?!?!?!?!

Shatter Ice Flavor text: A mage does not fling magic here and there, a mage use's precision, applying pressure in just the right points, and then crack.

[plo]

Artful Squire: "Don't let him get away."
Wild Berserker: "Don't bother him, that is, if you care for your health."
Shatter Ice: "When frozen you're brittle, just like glass."
Rolling Boulders: "Run for your life..."
Master Trapsetter: "One step at the wrong place will cost your life."
Knight of the Golden Dawn: "He's shiny, just like the sun at dawn."
Lyra Blackrose: "She's much trickier than you think"
Smoke Screen: "And in the dust he vanishes, planning the next strike..."
Blood Moon: "The moon was tainted with red, and so were his fangs."
Temporal Disturbance: "Reality is nothing like you think it is."
Crystal Titan: "He does not seem very friendly."

[danae]

Artful Squire - "What I do, it's an art."
Wild Berserker - "Two against one. Odds are in my favor!"
Shatter Ice - "Was that a crack I heard?"
Rolling Boulders - "Run!"
Master Trapsetter - "I didn't get my title for setting mouse traps."
Knight of the Golden Dawn - "The Black Knight has nothing on me."
Lyra Blackrose - "There are consequences with your actions."
Smoke Screen - "I thought this was a no smoking area!"
Blood Moon - "The harvest is upon us when the moon rises red."
Temporal Disturbance - "Use it or lose it."
Crystal Titan - "The bigger they are... the harder they hit."

[Preybird]

Wild Berserker - "Two against one. Odds are in my favor!"

I love this one. Love it!

[FlyingFerrari]

Reserved

Wild Berserker - Me angry! You die! *kills the next best person*. - This is blasphemous! I can speak full sentence before killing the next best person.
Shatter Ice - As cold hearted they where in life, fate will be the same for their death.
Rolling Boulders - Day 25, The trap is finally done. Our enemy will never expect this. Day 26, We have a problem... Run! -Worker
Temporal Disturbance - Your life will end sooner than you think, mortal!

[Swallow My Pride]

Smoke Screen: "Not seen, not taken"
Master Trapsetter: "I want to play a game ..."
Temporal Disturbance: "Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!"
Rolling Boulders: "They see me rollin' They hatin' "

[ADVA]

Artful Squire - "He's Too Fast!"
Wild Berserker - "Well.. Hi."
Shatter Ice - " I Like It Ice It Is"
Rolling Boulders - "Not Big Enough I Guess.."
Master Trapsetter - "I Get Discount For This Ropes"
Knight of the Golden Dawn - "When the sun rises we connect"
Lyra Blackrose - why do you need all this stuff?
Smoke Screen - "and then.. Poof!"
Temporal Disturbance - " we need souls in here!"
Crystal Titan - "give me blood i give you heat"