Angry only one person can win that juicy 10k Gondorian's offering? Can you even participate in it? Are you any particular species of shellfish?
"Yes!" "No!" "What does shellfish even have to do with this!?"
Then try your luck, with the official:
Guess Who Wins Gondorian's 10,000 Shadow Crystal Lottery!
I can hear your replies now: "What kind of sorcery is this? Is this sanctioned? Why are you so desperate?" The answer to all those questions is to meet Louie under Pier 6 at 11:35 sharp, and don't forget the chicken head and shellfish bits. And you wonder why i made sure you weren't shellfish at the start.
Alternatively, you can just not ask questions.
RULES!
-Anyone can play! I'm not stingy! (But seriousy, if you live in water and have an exoskeleton, there will be blood)
-50 Shadow Crystal buy-in. Remember to include a valid In Game Name (IGN) you own with your guess.
-Bet on whoever you want! Hell, you could all place your bets on me. Do it, you won't.
-One bet per person!
How to play!
Simply choose a stallion from the below choices (Updated with valid Gondorian10K entrants as of 1/19/13):
And then post who you are banking on to win! Make sure to include a valid IGN account you own to be charged the entrance fee (50 SC)- everything will be automated by me and my shellfish mindslaves after the winner has been announced, so there'll always be time to back out until, y'know, it's too late to back out.Abysmal
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Benumb
Berdugo
Bluebird 503
Bobwei
Buqs
Busti
Canni
Chanson311
Danae
Drakkon
Ekoz
Feyd
Fou DeLile
GreyMouser
Hatts
He4TS3eKeR
Helio
HigherPrimate
IClipse
Kentuequi
King K
Kriminal13
Kross
Lyfez
Maldazar
Martin JF
Mastamiles
Mew Two
Miloboy
MistahBoweh
Mongoosey
MrNice
MrTrivel
NaharPT
Nataku
Nickey293
Nizaris
PP Star 4ever
Qess
Raphael Majere
RaveBaldrick
Rayzie
SamuelJ
Sailas
Shikataru1
Silverclaw
Sol
Soothslyr
Squarta
Starval
SupaTroopa45
ToQXikZ
TripleHBK
Uknowho
Unruler
Von Osnabruck
Youanthe
The lottery Pot will be maintained in the OP, and when the lottery is drawn, the pot will be divided amongst the participants who correctly guessed the winner of Gondorian's giveaway. If the winner is someone who somehow got no guesses, well then...everyone gets refunded, and I will kick a mindslave in frustration. This will likely cause it to shatter
I will deduct a services fee of 10 crystals from every batch of 50, to help upkeep the mindslaves and/or buying DP packs. Actually, probably the DP packs. I can always get more mindslaves from Louie. What did you think the chicken heads were for? Voodoo? Hahahahahaha YES.
So have fun, the Native American way! Gamble TODAY! I will - throwing 50 of my own on...drumroll...MYSELF! IGN Ekoz.
Jackpot = 40 Shadow Crystals!
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