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    in the year 2006 I sleept with my girlfriend's sister and it was the best sex in my life!!

    I wish my girlfriend knew the moves that her sister knows.

    Of course i don't have pictures of that because i don't want to be caught.

    that's the craziest thing i ever done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iClipse View Post
    I'm not hearing your stories.
    A couple years ago, I was going to the movies with two of my good friends. When they drove by to pick me up, they started playing that dumb little game where you accelerate as your buddy gets to the door.

    I do not appreciate such bullshittery.

    Anyway, I decided that they were to be punished. Being a track sprinter, I easily caught up with the car. In response, they accelerated. This tug o' war of idiocy continued until they were going faster than my top speed by a hefty amount. For some reason, I decided that grabbing onto a moving car going ~26 mph would be a splendid way to keep up.

    I was dragged around 20 feet before the car completely stopped. The entire left side of my body was covered in blood. I could see ligaments where my skin was sanded the worst. I still have golfball sized scars on every major joint on the left half of my body. The worst part, though...I ruined an awesome shirt and pair of pants.

    The best part was I didn't feel anything though my first reaction after it happened was to limp to the car, climb in, and say "let's go". My friends look at me like "uh dude, you kind of messed yourself up" and then I realized; all I said was "aww man, I'm bleeding...fuck it, let's go to the movie anyway."

    Trust me, if you ever plan on doing something that'll probably end in a ton of blood (your blood); do it big. At a certain threshold of pain, your brain just tends to block it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ekoz View Post
    A couple years ago, I was going to the movies with two of my good friends. When they drove by to pick me up, they started playing that dumb little game where you accelerate as your buddy gets to the door.

    I do not appreciate such bullshittery.

    Anyway, I decided that they were to be punished. Being a track sprinter, I easily caught up with the car. In response, they accelerated. This tug o' war of idiocy continued until they were going faster than my top speed by a hefty amount. For some reason, I decided that grabbing onto a moving car going ~26 mph would be a splendid way to keep up.

    I was dragged around 20 feet before the car completely stopped. The entire left side of my body was covered in blood. I could see ligaments where my skin was sanded the worst. I still have golfball sized scars on every major joint on the left half of my body. The worst part, though...I ruined an awesome shirt and pair of pants.

    The best part was I didn't feel anything though my first reaction after it happened was to limp to the car, climb in, and say "let's go". My friends look at me like "uh dude, you kind of messed yourself up" and then I realized; all I said was "aww man, I'm bleeding...fuck it, let's go to the movie anyway."

    Trust me, if you ever plan on doing something that'll probably end in a ton of blood (your blood); do it big. At a certain threshold of pain, your brain just tends to block it out.
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    Was in a car with a bunch of friends... All drunk of course (perfect start eh)... Was 16 didn't care just was out to have fun. We were on a dirt road and the driver decided to start fish tailing. Note we were going about 60. After about 3 fishtails, he takes an extremely sharp right, flips the car, it rolls about 4 times (I'm guessing). 2 girls in the car broke multiple ribs, the driver slammed into the windshield, and I broke my arm and some ribs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colosal View Post
    in the year 2006 I sleept with my girlfriend's sister and it was the best sex in my life!!

    I wish my girlfriend knew the moves that her sister knows.

    Of course i don't have pictures of that because i don't want to be caught.

    that's the craziest thing i ever done!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ekoz View Post
    A couple years ago, I was going to the movies with two of my good friends. When they drove by to pick me up, they started playing that dumb little game where you accelerate as your buddy gets to the door.

    I do not appreciate such bullshittery.

    Anyway, I decided that they were to be punished. Being a track sprinter, I easily caught up with the car. In response, they accelerated. This tug o' war of idiocy continued until they were going faster than my top speed by a hefty amount. For some reason, I decided that grabbing onto a moving car going ~26 mph would be a splendid way to keep up.

    I was dragged around 20 feet before the car completely stopped. The entire left side of my body was covered in blood. I could see ligaments where my skin was sanded the worst. I still have golfball sized scars on every major joint on the left half of my body. The worst part, though...I ruined an awesome shirt and pair of pants.

    The best part was I didn't feel anything though my first reaction after it happened was to limp to the car, climb in, and say "let's go". My friends look at me like "uh dude, you kind of messed yourself up" and then I realized; all I said was "aww man, I'm bleeding...fuck it, let's go to the movie anyway."

    Trust me, if you ever plan on doing something that'll probably end in a ton of blood (your blood); do it big. At a certain threshold of pain, your brain just tends to block it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ekoz View Post
    A couple years ago, I was going to the movies with two of my good friends. When they drove by to pick me up, they started playing that dumb little game where you accelerate as your buddy gets to the door.

    I do not appreciate such bullshittery.

    Anyway, I decided that they were to be punished. Being a track sprinter, I easily caught up with the car. In response, they accelerated. This tug o' war of idiocy continued until they were going faster than my top speed by a hefty amount. For some reason, I decided that grabbing onto a moving car going ~26 mph would be a splendid way to keep up.

    I was dragged around 20 feet before the car completely stopped. The entire left side of my body was covered in blood. I could see ligaments where my skin was sanded the worst. I still have golfball sized scars on every major joint on the left half of my body. The worst part, though...I ruined an awesome shirt and pair of pants.

    The best part was I didn't feel anything though my first reaction after it happened was to limp to the car, climb in, and say "let's go". My friends look at me like "uh dude, you kind of messed yourself up" and then I realized; all I said was "aww man, I'm bleeding...fuck it, let's go to the movie anyway."

    Trust me, if you ever plan on doing something that'll probably end in a ton of blood (your blood); do it big. At a certain threshold of pain, your brain just tends to block it out.
    How many times are you gong to write this story in the forum? And btw, did you use copy/paste, cause it seems to be written the same way than last year's one, :P

    I'll search for it later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colosal View Post
    in the year 2006 I sleept with my girlfriend's sister and it was the best sex in my life!!

    I wish my girlfriend knew the moves that her sister knows.

    Of course i don't have pictures of that because i don't want to be caught.

    that's the craziest thing i ever done!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colosal View Post
    in the year 2006 I sleept with my girlfriend's sister and it was the best sex in my life!!

    I wish my girlfriend knew the moves that her sister knows.

    Of course i don't have pictures of that because i don't want to be caught.

    that's the craziest thing i ever done!
    Sleeping with girlfriend's sister is indeed uncommon, but probably not rare (unless Your girlfriend has only brother :-)

    Sleeping with girlfriend's mother would be quite epic, through! Imagine all the moves she must know!

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