Ok so my gf's birthday is coming up.
Last year, I got her flowers and a recipe on "how to make me a damn sammich." It went over surprisingly well. But she didn't like the flowers.
So this year, I have until sep 5 to think up a good suggestion. It has to be:
1: clever
2: hilarious
3: under 30 bucks
4: able to be mailed or ordered online
5: not another how to make a sandwich for your man book. She already has one.
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Notes: she enjoys:
1: games, but has most of what she wants.
2: funny stuff
3: chicks. I'm not joking here. But I can't find a girl for a threesome THAT fast man, I'm not god, just the epic sniper cat.
4: most anything that is a pun or puzzle.
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um... i dunno, a blow up sexdoll i guess? it combines humor with her lust for other women.
and for the puzzle part i guess you could...make her do a scavenger hunt for it?
(i'm just throwing ideas into the wind.)
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Originally Posted by Ekoz
*facepalm*
Sexdolls aren't cheap anyways. Or I probably would
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Fail/Win stamps?
(washable ink of course!)
Precision and luck are both on my side.
What more could you ask for?
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Another idea.
Mental floss shirts!
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Thinkgeek had a snowbot, I might have bought that. Or a screaming monkey. Hmm.
Too bad there aren't a lot of geeky puzzles
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but actions speak louder than words.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts.
Sometimes a little chaos is in order.
I had a good idea than i read the part about 30$ and almost gived up... Got another great idea but SHE LIKES GAMES?? O.o how old is she? 15?
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