In a world full of green cow eating some yellow carrots, a red pumpkin, and grass. One day a man with a blowtorch went to town on the green cow. The green cow promptly fell dead, but a zombie hunting cowboy from far away, knew Fire Snakeicon is OP. But Fire Snakeicon fell in water. So cowboy Borisfound a thing and ate it. The finale END. He thought as any zombie would after consuming raw yummy yummy meat. The horrible reaction of the bystanders herding cows nearby made Borisicon mad! Fortunately, Jasmineicon was charming him with her amazing...... personality. Her assets made him forget about Baduruuicon's low-waist pants. Those were scary. But not as bad as Majiyaicon's ears which always irritated him because when the wind carried his voice over the hill, her ears folded inside of her hat. Suddenly a giant rabid turkey gobbled up all Fire snake's allyless sausage making kit. The turkey roared triumphantly as it turned towards Borisicon and handed him a huge piece of bubble gum. Out of nowhere, AnAdolt, in a yellow lacy bra and dancing the Macarena, brought margaritas! AnAdolt and Borisicon quickly decided that romance was afoot. Tequila may have spurred this change of gender attraction. But nonetheless they embraced these emotions. Suddenly, Kyle burst forward rushing towards the strawberry jelly! The human sacrifices and the shadow pumpkin pie toppled off their shelves, while GDC stealthily ate the pie. Unfortunately the pie contained Elementalisicon puke which was yummy. GDC and Kyle left AnAdolt all alone. AnAdolt roared in fear of the brown and purple spiders crawling from the sprawling orange pumpkin. Then, BlueJet24 offered free crystals to Ambericon if she could wrestle, in the mud, "STOP!" yelled Wtzky, "I want IN! Heres 5000 crystals." "No!" Replied Bluejet24. "Entry is Free!". Wtzky and Ambericon quickly undressed down. Wtzky in speedos, Bluejet clapping triumphantly, Ambervery afraid. But help was not coming. Wtzky unexpectedly passed out.
Meanwhile on the other side of Wtzky's unconscious form..... A mysterious figure saw Wtzky and stated the following word: eating is a wulvens job. Anyways, YOU DIE! Wtzky had nearly woken up but.... he actually didn't. Danae attempted again but quickly stopped. The ice-cream truck crashed into Wtzky's parked car. Danae quickly look at Wtzky's parked car. It was ugly. Ugly as a Ferrari could be! A Flying Ferrari! That promptly fell on to Wtzky. Wtzky survived because his body is incredibly buff. kentuequi was eating some smelly cheese and fried crab when he farted loudly. The smell was just like Wtzky's secret outhouse he let GDC use. Wtzky sniffed twice, then inhaled deeply. End of story. That never ends because almighty Kyle flew from the heavens on a jetpack made of kryptonite because superman saw Lanceicon and then he didn't. Superman saw Borisicon, but didn't care due to delicious green cow chunks made of dog. Kyle loved dog poop ice-cream on gristly fried meat. But unlike Kyle, everyone else died. But a Resurrectionicon didn't work. End. Over. Done. Fin. But seriously, Kyle summoned Graveboneicon to continue the story and Graveboneicon, with He man triumphantly inviting Skeletor to save the world...
But Skeletor refused....this changed everything. Almighty Emperor Skeletor who don't give a shit about rules invited his slave Satan to the church to pray to God "Kyle". A wild pokemon died right there. For ev er. Then Bulbasaur appeared! And died too. They used revive to die again. But became mutants! Who die instantly. EVERYONE IS DEAD!!! Except awesome Wtzky (and blueblurr too). Who are poisoned. It's super effective! Except on Wtzky. Wtzky used antidote. And saved Lady Apsara by kissing the mighty frog. On his butt.
"Apple house potatoes" is all Kentuequi could think about after the accident, so he smoked, elephant poo mixed was Helio's breakfast, he loved it. Lady Apsara decided to knee kentuequi in the nuts. kentuequi died before ever having sexually transmitted disceases (ie a virgin). She started crying while kneeing Kyle in the nuts. She kept kneeing because Kyle cheated in their Monopoly match to decide who would violate the picture of He Man duh! And knee him as well! Anyway, she decided to knee every person, and meet danae to shoot him with a camera, before knee him. Knee after knee. Danae punched her camera so she got her sketchbook. She then kneed BDK16's nuts and apologized to him, for castrating him, she gave him a big kiss, then screamed loudly....."SERIOUSLY, WHO FARTED" It was Anadolt. BDk16 decided to shoot an arrow. Not sure why. Then he remembered everything.....
10 years ago, he was a ninja with a little ducky and together they ruled a country far away from the rest of the green cow. Where the women look like Jasmineicon.... With a mustache...a sexy mustache like Majiyai's mustache.And men who do not have balls were considered the most handsome and the most appealing of all. BDK ruled with a super sensitive iron fist. Which was shaped like a horse's penis...jk it looked like it came from an enormous constipated horse with Type 2 Diabetes.
The long story goes on forever and yet somehow, no one hears except for Kyle he regretfully decides to release the Kraken which has...major social issues. The Kraken then eats a sandwich. That was made to be eaten by Cthulhu for somewhat religious purposes.
"No bump please" He said. But it was too late, everything already set up. So, when the bump happened....it was going to be Kyle's Kraken feast of which would
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