Banned for thinking that the Spring Gods exist.
We all know that only the Winter, Summer and Autumn Gods exist.

Banned for trying to make me spend all the money I need for this year's video game releases! D:

Banned for not knowing he's actually a Norn and is legally obliged to hunt them.

Banned for confusing me. :(

Ban.

Banned for trying to punish an Eevee with a thunderstone instead of a firestone.
Jolteon is OP.

You're all banned for helping to resurrect this thread.

Wait...
Oh shit...

Banned for disfiguring that poor man's face! D:

Banned for making me giggle. I can't remember the last time I giggled instead of laughing! <3

Banned for banning Jdm for not being the lawyer, when you are the lawyer, therefor banning him for being you and... I got nothing.

Banned for being the banning police.

"You are the authority on what is not banned! Aren't you Ericteoh?... They've got you banning so hard for any flaw... That after a while that's all you see!"

Banned for.. Laugh out louded? Loud-ed? Loud'ed? I don't even know.

Banned for trapping a poor, defenseless pony! :<

Banned for banning for smiling whilst smiling. Hypocrite! <3

Banned for using the 'idea light bulb' emoticon for your banning statement, as your reason for banning clearly did not have all too much thought put into it!

<3

I ban myself for having the 1000th reply on this thread and for not obeying the rules of banning the above poster.

Banned for assuming emotions like that are cute.

Banned for attempting to awaken C'thulhu the Old.

Banned for not giving a reason for the ban, rather a statement.

Banned because I'm sorry :<
(Wait, that sounds a little contradictory...)

Banned for being a boring old star, and not something cooler like a Nebula, or a Pulsar.

Banned for having the worst Death Note related pun in your sig :P

Banned for not knowing that in the past year, over 2,000,000 couples have broken up, due to Lego related addictions.
It's serious stuff bro.

Banned for making me 'c wut u did thar'.

You and Keith are banned for making me process that 'conversation' for a full 2 minutes before understanding what you typed.