Banned for playing the banning game.

Banned for not knowing what this thread is about. Banned for being too lazy to check the original post.

Banned for hypocrisy...oh wait..

Banned for being a slave to your brain and breathing/blinking involuntarily.

Banned for ugly profile picture of yourself.

Banned for most original post to date.

Banned for unoriginal ban.

Banned for stalking the banning thread.

Banned for not changing your avatar everyday

Banned for asking a question while banning

The sentence.

Banned for saying "Banned" twice

Banned for spelling theme as team

Banned for watching lousy anime.

Edit:Banned for editing your post

Banned for good engrish

Banned for changing the subject from Monday

Banned for banning yourself

Banned for mistaking number of posts with number of pages

Banned for including your own name in the post.

Banned for being a rich arsehole who wipes his arse with iPads

Banned for giving away free SC and making Wulven bankrupt hence halting all future expansions and destroying the future of shadow era and pissing off tons of loyal players causing a Shadow Era...