Banned for mistaking that he is mistaken that you are mistaken.

Banned for defending inanimate objects.

Banned under the jurisdiction of the Azorius Senate, by creed 19.3.8 of the high Prahv orders, from these hallowed forums. Your just sentence, as decreed by the high counsel of the Azorious Senate,...

Banned for over-existance

Banned for BALOR!

Banned for putting that exclamation point in the quotes.

Banned for banning a circuit breaker!

(nudge nudge wink wink heh? get it?)

Okay, just kill me now.

Banned for such an illogical logic oxymoron

Banned for being anti-anti-rainbow.

(I just banned somebody for defending my post... logic is amiss)

Banned because magic whisk.
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Banned because I've always wanted to ban the person who banned Colosal!

Banned for existing.

And for being on the forum two months longer than me.

Banned because Mordor.

Banned for defending trees

Banned for being racist.

Banned for judging people

Banned for being a grammar Nazi.

Banned for having an animated avatar.

How do you do that, by the way?

Banish'ed thou art, from this forum regarding the Era of Shadows, for willingly and meaninglessly discarding thy elegant assortment of archaic language.

Eggs.

Banned for hating on the bandwagon like everyone else.

Wait a second...

Banned for racism against cards.

Cards have hearts too!

Banned for excessive banning

Banned for suggesting that theft should deserve such a light punishment as a ban

Banned for stealing

Banned for banning somebody for a good thing