Card image: Bad Santa
To: Plightbred Runt
From Bad Santa
Hey Runt, I'll be paying yoooooou and all the other little Plightbred Runts a visit this Christmas, so you may want open your Christmas stocking with care, if you know what I mean; awwooooo!
Image Voracious Arachnid
From Voracious Arachnid
To Puwen Bloodhelm
Dear Puwen,
Wish you were here. Having a lovely time, but it's not the same without you.
Why not drop by sometime? You would make the perfect guest for dinner!
Image Ogloth the Glutton
To. Voracious Arachnid
From Ogloth the Glutton
Dear Chnid,
You would love it here on this all inclusive, eat-as-much-as-you-can cruise.
Aldon complained when I ate all the buffet, so I ate him too. Dessert was Tenacious Buccaneer and the rest of the crew. Just me left. *belch*. This boat seems lower in the water now, any idea how to steer this thing?