Zaladar Rolling Pin™

Game 2 vs Angelsbm (48 Card Nishaven)

Me
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Him

T1.
Sac Only
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Sac Only

T2.
Sac Only
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Cast Puwen

T3.
Cast Bad Wolf
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Extra Sharp(Puwen) Kill Bad Wolf

T4.
Cast Chimera
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Freeze(Chimera).
Puwen -> Zaladar(26)

T5.
Cast Bazaar & Keldor ...

After testing it offline, I've taken it online. It's the Zaladar Rolling Pin™, 4 of everything except weapons and armour (None of those). You can have your 'Cookie Cutters', My rolling pin is gonna flatten you all!!!!!! mwahahahahahahaha.

(NB: It may not actually flatten them, but it sounds good)

Results and gameplay to follow. Please note, I'm being forced to play many of the cards I do, and unless I say otherwise, I'm sacrificing every turn.

Game 1. ...